earthtonic & lockboxed
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two time middle school geography bee champion. grossly obese but attracted to cross country runners. enjoyer of screaming females.
also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
foundational text.
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
foundational text.
bring back the reusable cloth handtowels from my catholic elementary school. just give the towel a yank, & more, dry towel emerges.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
bring back the reusable cloth handtowels from my catholic elementary school. just give the towel a yank, & more, dry towel emerges.
we built this city is good.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
we built this city is good.
"meet the (fully) caucasian trey lance"
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"meet the (fully) caucasian trey lance"
i lije my electric hatchback (leaf).
in fact, the issue isn't cars, it's big trucks -- as seattle resident david bazan taught us as early as 1998.
in fact, the issue isn't cars, it's big trucks -- as seattle resident david bazan taught us as early as 1998.
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i lije my electric hatchback (leaf).
in fact, the issue isn't cars, it's big trucks -- as seattle resident david bazan taught us as early as 1998.
in fact, the issue isn't cars, it's big trucks -- as seattle resident david bazan taught us as early as 1998.
not a duck. a dragon.
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
not a duck. a dragon.
"meet the cuban bernie sanders".
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"meet the cuban bernie sanders".
"meet the leftist jordan peterson".
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"meet the leftist jordan peterson".
"meet the sawmill owning tricia cotham"
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"meet the sawmill owning tricia cotham"
copout is a great movie.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
copout is a great movie.
pitchbot is juan marichal to the times's koufax. (the benighted coasties who still defend the times are john roseboro.)
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
pitchbot is juan marichal to the times's koufax. (the benighted coasties who still defend the times are john roseboro.)
it's time....
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it's time....
i think lena dunham is a good writer, but even more, i think she's physically attractive.
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 PM
i think lena dunham is a good writer, but even more, i think she's physically attractive.
no matter how much you deny it, pete won iowa.
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
no matter how much you deny it, pete won iowa.
"meet the hindoostani diaspora bill de blasio".
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"meet the hindoostani diaspora bill de blasio".
andrew sullivan has beaten anorexia.
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
andrew sullivan has beaten anorexia.
alexandria ocasio-castro deserves the loathing.
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
alexandria ocasio-castro deserves the loathing.
neither trump '24 nor mandani '25 has a mandate to affect radical change in the sociopolitical culture of their demesne.
(but, no, mamdani building more housing isn't radical change. & ultimately, that will be his biggest accomplishment.)
(but, no, mamdani building more housing isn't radical change. & ultimately, that will be his biggest accomplishment.)
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
neither trump '24 nor mandani '25 has a mandate to affect radical change in the sociopolitical culture of their demesne.
(but, no, mamdani building more housing isn't radical change. & ultimately, that will be his biggest accomplishment.)
(but, no, mamdani building more housing isn't radical change. & ultimately, that will be his biggest accomplishment.)
respectfully...
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
respectfully...