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Alfred Einstein
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A good ninja will never tell you how great they are. Æ

"The Universe is change. Life is opinion." --Marcus Aurelius
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
"AI" only knows what it has "learned"... who is teaching this pupil? -Æ
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Congress?
Did somebody say, Congress?
December 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I kinda miss her elegance. -Æ
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
First Venezuela, then Mexico and Colombia? …could they want the entire “Western Hemisphere”, as they keep calling it? Canada and Greenland would complete the paint-by-numbers map of Aryan America they all want. —Æ
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I know some of the luckiest people in the world...they have no idea what is happening onstage.
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You can't resign from a position you landed illegally. People are so f-ing stupid. AG should be an earned, experienced leader.
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Illusions. -Æ
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The US is no longer a Republic, is definitely not a Democracy...yet is still represented only by two parties: "Republicans" OR "Democrats"

We are allowed to change. This movie sucks.
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
If we are bringing back barbarism, let's treat the oppressors to some good ole Liber-Tea. Tar-n-Feathers delivered by Freedom itself.
December 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I know that I know nothing. -Æ
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Trumpworld vs. Reality
December 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Do you believe in magic?

Or, that anyone over forty thinks Donald Trump was anyone else than who he's proven to be? Æ
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Longest weekend ever.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Whenever I look up a word I don’t know, it's usually describing me.
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You know how a child acts out only to get attention, even when it's really bad attention? This one needs a very, very long time-out.
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
his company is becoming more extreme to allow space for his extremities.
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"I am Bubba."
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
As we go into the season of holidays, this year might be extra taxing for most of us. But I wouldn't give up on myself by throwing away what I have rebuilt. There is help, in strength, in experience, and in hope. I was sick. Very sick. Substance abuse, like any other, should not be disregarded.
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
What's up, clown?
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Get a room!
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I guess UN threats are as floppy as my old taint.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This is acceptable? This is America? This is a piece of shit with a heartbeat. I saw an ad yesterday - $60k sign-on and $70k/year for this fake badge. I feel like we are in a collective hell. We need to STRIKE, one way or another. This is fucking crazy and I have children, pathetic.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM