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Alf Borland
@alfborland.bsky.social
I don’t think so, Tim.

Tool Time, PO Box 32733, Detroit, Michigan, 48252.
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 PM
i saw the leg come off live
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 PM
time to eat cats
January 20, 2026 at 6:26 PM
insane due to temperature, not due to orca risk
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
in a schism far, far away
January 19, 2026 at 4:42 PM
@donlemonofficial.bsky.social did you say wolf pussy
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 PM
these tops are like the food in hook
January 18, 2026 at 6:17 PM
We have just done it we have just done it we did it and we're going to keep doing it again it was done before and it could be done again the uncola 7UP the uncola 7UP churches on the YouTube
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
basically pepper
January 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
if you get to the mouth you did good, its my favorite
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 AM
hoily shit
January 10, 2026 at 11:52 PM
lie back and think of england while slammin a cherry pepsi zero
January 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
2026 is the year ytou will hand feed a chipmunk
January 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
thw bigness will be an advantage because I will always know where it is
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
if this gets 50kts ill cavitate
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
never gaver a fuck
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
ffsss this fuckin lisp
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
my brain is hears the richness
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
i found the milk room
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
i cannot be expected to track 461 lines of chat about the n word
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
dude rolls a join and pouts it in their mouth
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
im lookin for a cheap way to utilize all the holes
December 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
have you ever dug anything on a rainy day?
December 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
brbight bblue
December 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
let me show you why im a dipshit
December 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM