Alfalphamale
@alfalphamale.bsky.social
“To get to any of us, you will to get through all of us”
He looks a few hours away from this
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
He looks a few hours away from this
I keep hearing the Trump minions refer to the military as "The sword and the shield"
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I keep hearing the Trump minions refer to the military as "The sword and the shield"
Captain Morgan is still in service at the War Department. He's one of Pete's aides
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Captain Morgan is still in service at the War Department. He's one of Pete's aides
Today in "Shit creationists say"
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Today in "Shit creationists say"
Which Turkey wore it better?
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Which Turkey wore it better?
It's reversed because it's a cell phone pic
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's reversed because it's a cell phone pic
Hegseth is still trying to get this one
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hegseth is still trying to get this one
This is the roof of an almost brand new house in my neighborhood. It should not be showing roof damage like this
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is the roof of an almost brand new house in my neighborhood. It should not be showing roof damage like this
RFK Jr. Blames Peanut Allergies On Vaccines
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November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
RFK Jr. Blames Peanut Allergies On Vaccines
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Thank you for your attention, PDT
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Thank you for your attention, PDT
Mark Kelly went to space, Hegseth went to the bar.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Mark Kelly went to space, Hegseth went to the bar.
How are the billionaires going to get wealthier, when the have all the money?
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
How are the billionaires going to get wealthier, when the have all the money?
Ben: How dare you question people like me!
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ben: How dare you question people like me!
I'm trying not to cry
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm trying not to cry
The most lawyer thing ever said
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The most lawyer thing ever said
Then there's these people
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Then there's these people
Welcome to the New Spanish Inquisition, this one aimed at people who speak Spanish
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Welcome to the New Spanish Inquisition, this one aimed at people who speak Spanish
Dear Trusted Employees:
You get no more money with
which food can be bought,
times are really fucking hard.
Bezos got a new luxury yacht,
here's your cheap ass Christmas card.
You get no more money with
which food can be bought,
times are really fucking hard.
Bezos got a new luxury yacht,
here's your cheap ass Christmas card.
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Dear Trusted Employees:
You get no more money with
which food can be bought,
times are really fucking hard.
Bezos got a new luxury yacht,
here's your cheap ass Christmas card.
You get no more money with
which food can be bought,
times are really fucking hard.
Bezos got a new luxury yacht,
here's your cheap ass Christmas card.
LOL it's not adult content
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
LOL it's not adult content
The Emperor Has No Clothes On!
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Emperor Has No Clothes On!
According to MAGA, immigrants are responsible. All while they get free healthcare and vaccinations, while somehow simultaneously spreading measles.
November 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
According to MAGA, immigrants are responsible. All while they get free healthcare and vaccinations, while somehow simultaneously spreading measles.