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Alez
@alezz.bsky.social
Political polemicist, sometimes journalist. Published by Foreign Policy, Politico, the Guardian & others. Opinions strong, views insincere.
How does one use blusky?
August 18, 2023 at 2:42 PM
Reposted by Alez
Neither my pussy nor my scalp signed up to be an ideological battleground.
So IG hides people saying nice things about me and promotes people shaming me about their perceptions of the implications of my haircut…
August 8, 2023 at 10:49 AM
Perm banned from Twitter after two temp bans finally convinced me to start to acting somewhat civilised. Utterly confused as to how I should behave now
August 8, 2023 at 12:14 PM
I’ve started creating Italian translations for English jargon. Example: vibez is vibrazi. Reprazent is sentare. Try it yourself, chop some Italian. It’s all vibrazi.
June 2, 2023 at 5:46 PM
I don't see how idealistic, utopian-minded people can enjoy Succession and then harp on about "values" with a straight face as if they exist. Succession is great for many reasons but it is a masterpiece because it captures the inherent truth of the world
June 1, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Watched the Succession finale twice yesterday. I hardly ever watch anything twice but it was that good. Also belatedly realised that Stewie is the character that I'm most similar to, which is more flattering than the Roman comparisons I sometimes get
May 30, 2023 at 2:52 PM
I shit you all not but this same pack of eggs has produced three sets of twins. What’s the technical term for that? Sixapapadapadoupalets? #breakfast
May 20, 2023 at 10:43 AM
Everybody likes to think that they're a good person (except me) but I'd really like somebody to define "good person" for me here without sinking into fuzzy banalisations
May 19, 2023 at 5:50 PM
I’m going to get this tattooed on my forehead
May 19, 2023 at 12:37 PM
Reposted by Alez
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May 19, 2023 at 12:31 PM
Edging is a lame alternative to autoerotique asphyxiation for people who are afraid of accidentally dying. No respect for them whatsoever.
May 18, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Proud to announce that I’ve become the eater of twins. I feel like Charlie in the fucking chocolate factory
May 18, 2023 at 9:59 AM
I was trying to be funny with my username but now I regret it. I wish I just picked Alez for brevity.
May 17, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Hi I am Alez I am very pleased to be here. Leave a comment if you want to be my friend.
May 16, 2023 at 4:21 PM