Blood Hermann
@alezander.bsky.social
Vagabond of the western world
It's heartwarmign that they have to smell his farts when they hang
January 13, 2026 at 11:36 AM
It's heartwarmign that they have to smell his farts when they hang
Probably would be good if he got shot
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Probably would be good if he got shot
I love cinematic universes a LOT, the marbel universe is especially great, with all the color full characters. Just wish there was a benevolent technocrat who is also a robot
January 13, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I love cinematic universes a LOT, the marbel universe is especially great, with all the color full characters. Just wish there was a benevolent technocrat who is also a robot
Desiccated balls, dry of piss even
January 13, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Desiccated balls, dry of piss even
addled with disease, my spirit lessens and promptly will present a husk dissected, at the altar of the one God
January 13, 2026 at 10:37 AM
addled with disease, my spirit lessens and promptly will present a husk dissected, at the altar of the one God
As years went by, the veracity of naming, my dear mothers foresight in attaching to me the moniker, of Typhoid
January 13, 2026 at 10:34 AM
As years went by, the veracity of naming, my dear mothers foresight in attaching to me the moniker, of Typhoid
Ma'am, the legs of your pants seem to have torn off and your buttocks are protruding
January 13, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Ma'am, the legs of your pants seem to have torn off and your buttocks are protruding
While your cheap ass was in the garage 3d printing duplo blocks to save money on toys, your wife and son have moved to the Caribbean with their new dad
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 AM
While your cheap ass was in the garage 3d printing duplo blocks to save money on toys, your wife and son have moved to the Caribbean with their new dad
Simply too many good names for me to ignore here
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Simply too many good names for me to ignore here
I 'm a VMAPIRE ok? Jesus chrsti
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I 'm a VMAPIRE ok? Jesus chrsti
Give the man a sporting's ball and he will create community
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Give the man a sporting's ball and he will create community
Oh it's PJ Harvey singing on Eyepennies, never knew, makes it a lot more SICK
January 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Oh it's PJ Harvey singing on Eyepennies, never knew, makes it a lot more SICK
Listening to cocteau twins loud enough to pop your eardrums on my audiophile headphones is the right thing to do
January 12, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Listening to cocteau twins loud enough to pop your eardrums on my audiophile headphones is the right thing to do
Singing like Dave Grohl: One of my balls is not like the other
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Singing like Dave Grohl: One of my balls is not like the other
Chokopytty ummetus
January 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Chokopytty ummetus
The digital salesman: It is an virtual buttplug for your balls
January 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The digital salesman: It is an virtual buttplug for your balls
If you have never seen an eight level wanker on the national team fire off his nut, you're in for a treat!
January 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
If you have never seen an eight level wanker on the national team fire off his nut, you're in for a treat!
I was the guy on my high school rugby team, who squinted dramatically when the ball soared thru the air
January 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I was the guy on my high school rugby team, who squinted dramatically when the ball soared thru the air
I'm enjoying some woke af shit rn. It's good as hell.
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I'm enjoying some woke af shit rn. It's good as hell.
Imagination is a powerful tool. Orc drinking pilsner.
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Imagination is a powerful tool. Orc drinking pilsner.
Twitter is not worth defending, just log out
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Twitter is not worth defending, just log out
Me and my 18 dogs died when my tesla launched into the sun
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Me and my 18 dogs died when my tesla launched into the sun
Fuck, this came out of nowhere. Watching a documentary about disenfranchised youth from the 90's and at the 15 minute mark they drop this. The main focus of the documentary died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Fuck, this came out of nowhere. Watching a documentary about disenfranchised youth from the 90's and at the 15 minute mark they drop this. The main focus of the documentary died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head
WIFE SURPRSIE; BIG BRA IN JANUARY. Things are looking up for hubby 😆
January 2, 2026 at 10:04 AM
WIFE SURPRSIE; BIG BRA IN JANUARY. Things are looking up for hubby 😆