Blood Hermann
@alezander.bsky.social
Vagabond of the western world
I 'm a VMAPIRE ok? Jesus chrsti
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I 'm a VMAPIRE ok? Jesus chrsti
Give the man a sporting's ball and he will create community
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Give the man a sporting's ball and he will create community
Oh it's PJ Harvey singing on Eyepennies, never knew, makes it a lot more SICK
January 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Oh it's PJ Harvey singing on Eyepennies, never knew, makes it a lot more SICK
Listening to cocteau twins loud enough to pop your eardrums on my audiophile headphones is the right thing to do
January 12, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Listening to cocteau twins loud enough to pop your eardrums on my audiophile headphones is the right thing to do
Singing like Dave Grohl: One of my balls is not like the other
January 11, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Singing like Dave Grohl: One of my balls is not like the other
Chokopytty ummetus
January 11, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Chokopytty ummetus
The digital salesman: It is an virtual buttplug for your balls
January 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
The digital salesman: It is an virtual buttplug for your balls
If you have never seen an eight level wanker on the national team fire off his nut, you're in for a treat!
January 10, 2026 at 7:13 PM
If you have never seen an eight level wanker on the national team fire off his nut, you're in for a treat!
I was the guy on my high school rugby team, who squinted dramatically when the ball soared thru the air
January 10, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I was the guy on my high school rugby team, who squinted dramatically when the ball soared thru the air
I'm enjoying some woke af shit rn. It's good as hell.
January 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I'm enjoying some woke af shit rn. It's good as hell.
Imagination is a powerful tool. Orc drinking pilsner.
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Imagination is a powerful tool. Orc drinking pilsner.
Twitter is not worth defending, just log out
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Twitter is not worth defending, just log out
Me and my 18 dogs died when my tesla launched into the sun
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Me and my 18 dogs died when my tesla launched into the sun
Fuck, this came out of nowhere. Watching a documentary about disenfranchised youth from the 90's and at the 15 minute mark they drop this. The main focus of the documentary died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Fuck, this came out of nowhere. Watching a documentary about disenfranchised youth from the 90's and at the 15 minute mark they drop this. The main focus of the documentary died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head
WIFE SURPRSIE; BIG BRA IN JANUARY. Things are looking up for hubby 😆
January 2, 2026 at 10:04 AM
WIFE SURPRSIE; BIG BRA IN JANUARY. Things are looking up for hubby 😆
[The butler is in the kitchen grating lemon zest on a human turd as his master enters] "Sir?"
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 AM
[The butler is in the kitchen grating lemon zest on a human turd as his master enters] "Sir?"
I sincerely wish to be the type of person who cares, when they see a celebrity wearing an unusual hat
January 1, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I sincerely wish to be the type of person who cares, when they see a celebrity wearing an unusual hat
I spent the inbetween days to make a pg13 fan edit of barb wire so that we have something to watch with my girlfriend on new years eve
January 1, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I spent the inbetween days to make a pg13 fan edit of barb wire so that we have something to watch with my girlfriend on new years eve
I'm not falling for it, I'm not running to the store to buy one last GPU ...
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I'm not falling for it, I'm not running to the store to buy one last GPU ...
Having ribs removed was a mistake. Every time I do forward roll I suck my own dick.
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Having ribs removed was a mistake. Every time I do forward roll I suck my own dick.
New years is the only day of the year when gamer's are allowed to post taint
December 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
New years is the only day of the year when gamer's are allowed to post taint
My cat who is also my daughter killed a mouse and now she's all grown up 😶
December 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My cat who is also my daughter killed a mouse and now she's all grown up 😶
The president has started cave diving
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The president has started cave diving
trolling on reddit is futile since the normie Junta can silence you too easily
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
trolling on reddit is futile since the normie Junta can silence you too easily