AlexZGreat
@alexzgreat.bsky.social
Male member of homo sapiens.
LOL THIS ENDED UP ON THE RATIO FEED
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
LOL THIS ENDED UP ON THE RATIO FEED
I literally gave my entire family the flu 😭
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I literally gave my entire family the flu 😭
bro is in the first stage of grief: denial
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
bro is in the first stage of grief: denial
He’s transforming into Joe Biden without the good parts
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
He’s transforming into Joe Biden without the good parts
That is going directly on my calendar
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
That is going directly on my calendar
He looks like an SCP
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
He looks like an SCP
Hollow Knight: Zoteboat
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Hollow Knight: Zoteboat
Lina Khan my beloved
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Lina Khan my beloved
Quite… oxymoronic…
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Quite… oxymoronic…
Capitalism go brrrrr
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Capitalism go brrrrr
Extremely large amount of very sharp spikes on every single belt
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Extremely large amount of very sharp spikes on every single belt
Still patiently waiting for National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Still patiently waiting for National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day
I love being reminded of my own mortality
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I love being reminded of my own mortality
king. no further comment.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
king. no further comment.
This is an offense to all that is right in the world.
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is an offense to all that is right in the world.
You don’t even know how big it gets… I’m 50 hours in and there‘s STILL areas I haven't seen yet.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You don’t even know how big it gets… I’m 50 hours in and there‘s STILL areas I haven't seen yet.
Pro tip: overripe bananas are perfect for banana bread
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Pro tip: overripe bananas are perfect for banana bread
He can sue from prison lol
November 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
He can sue from prison lol
Solidarity, I somehow managed to get hand foot and mouth disease right before halloween so I’m stuck covered in blisters while the festivities go on.
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Solidarity, I somehow managed to get hand foot and mouth disease right before halloween so I’m stuck covered in blisters while the festivities go on.
”He killed my ma
He killed my ma
I’ll still vote for him”
-Liberian election slogan
He killed my ma
I’ll still vote for him”
-Liberian election slogan
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
”He killed my ma
He killed my ma
I’ll still vote for him”
-Liberian election slogan
He killed my ma
I’ll still vote for him”
-Liberian election slogan
Almost the amount of people who just lost SNAP benefits
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Almost the amount of people who just lost SNAP benefits