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Alex Wood
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Senior SDE at AWS. Purveyor of puns.
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It’s also tricky because the ball doesn’t shift, which is usually the review kiss of death.
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Genuinely believe that, not a homer take.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I’m not 100% convinced it touched the ground. It’s really close.
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Got it in one.
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
M Night Shyamalan punching the air at those last few sentences
a stuffed winnie the pooh bear wearing a red shirt
Alt: winnie the Pooh’s soul leaving his body
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November 18, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Bingo.

Loved the policy stances he opened with in 2020. They totally got dropped as soon as a consultant told him the “heir to Biden if he stumbles” lane required a different set of policy stances.
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I am absolutely that guy who buys things he already has on accident on a regular basis.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
At the same time when my NEXUS card was technically expired but extended during COVID? My first crossing I went through the normal line and asked juuuuust to be sure.

You can bet an Albertan accent was playing in my head when I made that decision.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Facts - also led to my favorite interaction at airport immigration where the Canadian officer spoke only in grunts and hand signals waving me through. Not a single word was spoken.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My NEXUS interview was 90% being told all the ways I could lose my card in the thickest Albertan accent I’ve ever heard.
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Most relevant is the defense has 3 seconds from the substitutes coming in to begin their own substitutions, which Mississippi State oddly did not attempt to do.
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You have to actually take it though. If they tried that against Bret Biemela the clock would be near :00 before they could hard count.
November 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m a neutral on this one but have to respect a legend
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This prediction made in the same voice Joe Buck uses to welcome the sun engulfing him in the 47th inning, of course.
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM