My Gran was a nasty, narrow minded, judgemental old racist so no thanks.

I'm pretty sure that a former QC has a sufficient command of English to make certain that people are not in doubt as to the real meaning of what he said.

They are mocking our traditions, it's just awful. Where is Nigel?

Oh yeah, keeping a low profile, I forgot

That's disgusting, where are the Shakira law police?

Absolutely. I do worry about how much we rely on him to make a decent score. I don't get how Pope is still in the team.

He put in some incredible performances at the end of his career, when he couldn't train because his knees couldn't stand the strain.

One wonders how AI will skew the numbers going forward.?

Wow! What a coup for Reform. They have a candidate that was basically unemployable when he was kicked out of office.

God forbid that Russia should get their hands on the technology for a bomb that doesn't work.

I appreciate that if online 'newspapers' are offering free access to their content, then they do need to raise money through advertising. So many are now making that content unreadable.
The swipe button is stupid

This is like a murderer acknowledging their crime without actually wanting to take the blame for it.

In latest news: Jeremy has split with Corbyn due to ideological differences.

I was expecting

It's not your party you sexist twat, it's my party

to be on the list.

I've been to a Travelodge. I would have booked the spider and the crane flies in and stayed home

The purple medal is for not blubbing when he got muddy water in his boot on the assault course.
They're just like you and I really.

In the sixties there was a Barnsley comedian Charlie Williams. He made it OK to tell racist jokes because he did and he was black.
Mahmood makes it OK to be cruel to people of colour because she does it and she's from a minority. She wouldn't have the job if she was white.

This was one of those policies that you you look at even as someone of the left and say where is the sense in it. Nobody would have criticised them for not adopting this in the first place

One bad apple doesn't spoil the whole barrel if you believe that the only thing that was wrong with the bad apple was that it got caught.