Alex Pasco
alexpalex.bsky.social
Alex Pasco
@alexpalex.bsky.social
Shenanigans, mostly.
You had one job, decorative pillow
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’m gonna be mad about the outrageous lack of effort here forever. It’s gonna wake me up in a cold sweat in 13 years.
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Yes. Great idea. Stick uncanny valley aliens in areas of critical business. People are playing with fire, and if anything is gonna kill AI utilities, it's shit like this.
October 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
So does masked goons dragging someone out of their own restaurant, but you do you, you giant gross ghoul of a man
September 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
This looks like a title card from Borderlands, it just needs Claptrap yelling about some weirdo with a busted-ass voice
September 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is. The dumbest. Thing. I have. Ever fucking seen.

You’re telling me professionals made this?

Sure, ok.

Also, you would definitely be wrong.
August 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I prodded GPT-5 about The Blueberry Conundrum:
August 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
We know what gollum was up to. It's quite clear what gollum was up to.
August 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Bob Gale and Robert Zemeckis haaaaad to be huge fans of Time After Time, an early 80s sci-fi film about HG Wells chasing Jack the Ripper
July 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When your favorite logo and your favorite game collide
July 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
START A FACTORY IN IDAHO THAT MAKES COMPUTATIONAL CHIPS BY SUNDOWN ON THE MORROW, BOY
April 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Very fitting that they rolled out the doormat for Marco
March 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I just. All of it. They can fuck right off into the fucking sun.
February 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
REALLY enjoyed this Pakistani Ghibli-like
February 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
How come every image of ol bobby looks like one of those hyper realistic Ren and Stimpy barfbag paintings
January 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
January 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Love to see two romance scambots clearly talking to each other.
December 4, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Wooof, siiigh. Okay.

Post you from a different era.
November 22, 2024 at 1:36 AM
The society of fuck all this shit meets here every two weeks.
November 17, 2024 at 7:18 AM
So I'm not super into astrology beyond the fact that it's hugely visually interesting in a 1970s sort of way. Buuuuut I do love it whenever anyone who IS super into astrology gets a load of my natal chart, specifically this part:
November 7, 2024 at 7:07 PM
You have, as they say, got to be fucking KIDDING me. Look who is BACK.
November 7, 2024 at 12:10 AM
See… now I’m washin’ lettuce..
October 21, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Dammit
October 20, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Businesses like this are instant Alex headcanon paradise
October 20, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Oh come on, Microsoft. This better be a bug.
October 7, 2024 at 3:34 PM