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Alex "I think you'll find it did not blow" P 🇨🇦
@alexmegami.bsky.social
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Allegedly an 'adult', queer as fuck, actually four cats disguised as a D&D nerd. (she/her or he/him are fine) ✨ (18+)
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alexmegami.bsky.social
Honestly mildly surprised by these numbers
Steam replay screencap. Persona 4 Golden, 41% of total playtime, 19 sessions played, 12 day streak, primarily played in February Steam replay page. Blue Prince, 40% of total playtime, 43 sessions played. 22 day streak across April and May Hades II. 5% of total playtime, 4 sessions played, all in May. Pentiment. 5% of total playtime, 6 sessions played, 5 day streak, primarily in November.
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Guys, #Indigo has an Indigo Innovators survey program. The following were screencapped out of their year-end survey. (There was also a third one I missed and couldn't navigate back to capture.)

This... This is embarrassing for a bookseller, right?
A screencap of a survey. There is a grammatical error: Indigo Innovators Which of the past surveys you have completed? Required Please select at least 1 answer(s) before proceeding. Another screencap with grammatical errors: Indigo Innovators Which topics you want to talk about in the future 2026 surveys? Required Please select at least 1 answer(s) before proceeding.
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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If we're going visual art, Still Life with Spherical Mirror, MC Escher:
A man-headed bird figurine stands on a folded newspaper atop a book, reflected in a glass knob. In the distorted reflection we can also see a room with large windows and art on the wall, and MC Escher wearing a dark suit, drawing the image.
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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And now: Orchestral?

Apparently listening to Swan Lake will fuck your stats, lmao
Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky is your top artist. You spent 229 minutes with them, which makes you a top 3% global fan Your top artists: 1. Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky 2. Hoobastank 3. Green Day 4. Mark Tuan 5. Metric A file titled biggest Peter Ilyich Tchaikovsky day April 18, 2025 The day you swapped pop punk for a Swan Lake Marathon. Morning revved up with somebody told me and the middle, but by evening, you let Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake take over- nearly 2 hours in, track by track, with the London symphony orchestra. 313 minutes, 27 tracks, 11 artists- your most Tchaikovsky filled day echoing your annual top artists. Filed under: afternoon detours, orchestral finale A file titled biggest music listening day. October 25th, 2025 the day you cleaned up, set sail, then threw a Halloween rave. Morning, kicked off with quote. I want to break free" and a full sweep of '80s Rock anthems, then the afternoon slipped into a parade of Pirates of the Caribbean soundtracks. By night, the tempo shifted to a Halloween party playlist, blending spooky pop and dance classics. 392 minutes, 105 tracks, 72 artists: your biggest music day of the year. Filed under: Halloween dance floor, pirate Marathon
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Listen, I really wanted the Jays to win. Also at this point my "thank you from an artist" really should be @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @notalawyer.bsky.social
Your top songs 1. Bald-headed men, four bitchin' babes 2. Alexis Texas, cruel youth 3. OK Blue Jays, bat boys 4. Broken, Mark Than 5. Somebody Told Me, the killers Your top album: ocean eyes by owl City. You listened to it for 80 minutes. You streamed 12,280 minutes of podcasts. Good chat. Your top podcasts: 1. You're wrong about 2. 5-4 3. If books could kill 4. Maintenance phase 5. Gloves off
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Spotify has once more read me for filth.
To wit:
(We'll come back to Orchestral in a moment.)
Your top genres: 1. Alternative rock 2. Dance pop 3. Soundtrack 4. Oldies 5. Orchestral You listened for 18,292 minutes. That's twelve days. Nice. Your listening age: 38. Since you were into music from the early 2000s, you've got decades of good taste. You listened to 1,234 songs this year.
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Apparently I am being murdered by The Truth.
A dark haired forty-something woman says, "This stuff is for bisexuals and goths."
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Dodger, he/him!
A chibi of a pale-skinned elf with black hair and dark blue eyes wearing a fancy suit and boots. He is clutching his cheeks and blushing while looking sidelong.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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A neon sign in a window that reads LIVE NERDS
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
An eight panel meme. 1. [Solar eclipse] Look everyone! A total solar eclipse! 2. [Clouds] Southern Ontario 3. [Aurora Borealis in green, blue, and purple] Look everyone! Aurora Borealis! 4. [Clouds] Southern Ontario 5. [A blue-white comet streaking across a navy sky] look everyone! A never-before-seen-comet! 6. [Clouds] Southern Ontario 7. [Aliens with a UFO] look everyone! Alien invasion! 8. [Clouds] Southern Ontario
November 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Without downloading new pics, describe your gender:
Tweet from Jake Johnstone (@hijakejohnstone). His profile pic is of an attractive youthful white man in glasses and a suit. "Today marks a year since I kissed a very attractive twink in Brighton and then found out she was a lesbian who thought I was a lesbian."
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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My girlfriend has discovered that I am a sleeper agent fan for the Blue Jays, as any self-respecting Ontarian is. However, Quamara would have thought it hilariously funny back in 1931 to buy Dodger a Dodgers Jersey.

Therefore we wind up here:
An elderly elf couple sits in stadium bleachers. The man wears an old-school Dodgers t-shirt and a *Brooklyn* Dodgers cap as well as sunglasses. The woman wears modern Blue Jays fan attire. She is holding his hand affectionately. The text reads: Dodger: I still haven't forgiven them for moving to LA. Quamara: Darling, that was 67 years ago. Dodger: And? Quamara: And you should be cheering for the Jays.
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Day 29: Light Strawberry/Harvest/Maple Leaf/Magic Circle/Snake
Day 30: Water Dragon/Innkeeper/Bonfire
A strawberry themed elf fairy and a snake construct a magic circle. The snake forms the circle. The circle has a flower and a small apple in it: the snake has a maple leaf and the fairy holds a vine of ivy. An inn called the Weeping Knight. A black elven woman in a vaguely sari-like outfit is cooking fish over a bonfire her pet dragon has made for her as he rests beside her feet. There is a river and a tree, and several hot pepper plants. She is cooking outside.
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Day 25: Dark Wizard/Altar/Bamboo. An attempt at a Chinese themed version of the Magician tarot card.
Day 26: Earth Forest/Celtic, based on Evil Dead
Day 27: Air Barbarian/Forest, vaguely Tarzan inspired
Day 28: Fire Potion/Candles
An elven woman in an elaborate hanfu with a circular altar with bamboo (wood), a candle (fire), a jade sculpture (earth), a metal disc (metal), and a bowl of water (water). A tattooed elf woman with facial tattoos is tangled by vines and brambles in the forest, struggling to escape A tattooed elf man swings on a vine and lands on a thick tree branch. An elven alchemist inspects a fiery potion he has created. In front of him are his various alembics and beakers and such.
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Day 21: Earth Ranger/Mage/Pomegranate. Obviously elf Persephone.
Day 22: Air Graveyard, loosely based on Tibetan sky burials
Day 23: Fire Monk/Butterfly
Day 24: Light Tome/Cookies/Cottagecore
A woman in ancient Greek clothing and a cloak, holding two pomegranates. An elf monk watching some vultures pick at human remains on a mountain with the night sky in the background. A male elven Shaolin-style monk wielding a glaive that is flaming. There is a flame butterfly in his anima banner, Exalted styles. A grandmotherly elf takes cookies out of a vaguely 1800s giant oven.
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Day 17: Fire Keys/Star/Lantern/Chic (it's based on an outfit from Balmain's FW 2025 runway)
Day 18: Earth Arcane Artifact; the cup has a design of oleander flowers and neutralizes poisons
Day 19: Dark Warlock/Loungewear/Writer
Day 20: Water Swords/Toad
A black woman in an oversized hoodie sweater dress and slouchy boots. She is holding up a lantern with a star providing her flame/light inside. You can't really tell but she's an elf. A male elf in attempted Taisho-era kimono withe short hair. He is supposed to be holding a cup but I fucked up so the cup was drawn separately. An emo elf lies face down on a couch in a very Victorian-era-looking nightgown and slippers but he is looking at a laptop which is on the floor next to the sofa. His cat familiar is lying on his back. The text above them reads: -Noël ... Minesweeper isn't finishing your book. -Shut up, Puck. -I'm just saying, Titania will be upset if you miss your deadline AGAIN. An undersea elven warrior fights a giant toad. It is trying to hit her with its tongue and she is dodging. Her hair is braided. She wields a circular shield and a short sword. Her armor is vaguely shell-based and she has swim fins on her feet.
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Day 13: Dark Sorcerer - think I might have misread a # and added cat
Day 14: Water Aristocratic Mask (it's meant to look like a blue sea dragon)
Day 15: Light Bohemian/Painter
Day 16: Air artificer/book/runes
An elven woman mid transformation into a panther, crouched down. A bust of an elven woman with ringlets wearing a mask that looks like a blue sea dragon is on her face Michelangelo Buonarotti but as an elf painting the ceiling of an elf Sistine Chapel. He's lying on his arm but I fucked up which side the thumb is on and the perspective is poor. A female elf artificer envisioned as an airship captain, casting a magical helm, definitely stole her wardrobe from Setzer of FFVI
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Day 9: Light Fighter/Kitsune
Day 10: Dark Candles/Evening Wear
Day 11: Earth Rogue/Florist, which is secretly (not that secretly) Weiß Kreuz fanart lmao
Day 12: Air Archery/Starlight
A woman in vaguely Japanese armor wearing a kitsune mask with real kitsune tails. She wields a naginata. An elven woman in a complicated and slutty evening gown carrying a candelabra. Youji from Weiß Kreuz as an elf. He is holding an elaborate floral arrangement in a vase and smirking. A constellation of an elven archer.
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Day 5: a Light Bard dancing with a pan flute under a giant moon
Day 6: A water witch, which I misremembered as lich, so have an undead water witch
Day 7: Water Crown. I was in a hurry lol
Day 8: Fire Hoodie/Sweater. Definitely a modern AU lol
A bard in a medievalish dress, short hair, playing a pan flute under a giant moon A transmasc undead water lich with bones showing through and accompanied by the bones of an anglerfish The back of an elf with long wavy hair, wearing a crown, touching the edge of a pool of water. A leaf is also causing ripples. Modern AU tiefling with his elf bf. The tiefling has long hair and is wearing more preppy clothes; the elf has a man bun with an undercut and is wearing an oversized sweater with flames on it, obviously stolen from the BF, and ripped jeans. He's been surprised while playing on his phone by his bf hugging him from behind.
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Day 1: an Air Cleric
Day 2: a Dark Death Gardener (they're all poisonous mushrooms)
Day 3: a Fire Druid calming a volcano
Day 4: an Earth Witch with a huge deer, à la Mononoke
A male elf jumps down from on high, his gauzy top wrap and his hair billowing behind/above him. A male elf in medieval gardener garb wipes his brow as he examines his deadly mushrooms. A transfem elf in a bandana, chunky jewelry at the biceps, wrists, and ankles, a large sash, and gauzy skirt, attempts to calm a cracking earthen core A fat elf strokes the nose of an enormous resting deer. The deer's head alone is the size of the elf's body.
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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What I want to know is, has no one at the NYT ever spoken to any Canadian, anywhere? Ontario Province?????
Quoted from an NYT piece: "The advertisement, which the government of Ontario Province purchased to air in the United States, uses several sound bites from a weekly radio address Reagan made in April 1987, though not in the order he said them. Reagan warned Congress not to take broader protectionist action against Japan as he prepared to meet with prime minister Yasuhiro Nakasone."
October 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Montreal looking through the big metal hoop A fountain surrounded by stone dogs and sphinx in Bergamo, Italy, with buildings and covered outdoor dining areas behind Bergamo, Italy, photo of the lower city taken from the upper city. Lots of red roofs. Treviso, Italy: a fancy McDonalds on a canal, with a patio decorated with greenery
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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After days and nights of incredible labour and fatigue, I succeeded in discovering the cause of and generation of life; nay, more, I became myself capable of bestowing animation upon lifeless matter. When I found so astonishing a power placed within my hands, I hesitated a long time concerning the manner in which I should employ it. Although I possessed the capacity of bestowing animation, yet to prepare a frame for the reception of it, with all its intricacies of fibres, muscles, and veins, still remained a work of inconceivable difficulty and labour. I doubted at first whether I should attempt the creation of a being like myself, or one of simpler organization; but my imagination was too much exalted by my first success to permit me to doubt of my ability to give life to an animal as complex and wonderful as man. The materials at present within my command hardly appeared adequate to so arduous an undertaking, but I doubted not that I should ultimately succeed. I prepared myself for a multitude of reverses; my operations might be incessantly baffled, and at last my work be imperfect, yet when I considered the improvement which every day takes place in science and mechanics, I was encouraged to hope my present attempts would at least lay the foundations of future success. Nor could I consider the magnitude and complexity of my plan as any argument of its impracticability. It was with these feelings that I began the creation of a human being. As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved, contrary to my first intention, to make the being of a gigantic stature, that is to say, about eight feet in height, and proportionably large. After having formed this determination and having spent some months in successfully collecting and arranging my materials, I began. Pursuing these reflections, I thought that if I could bestow animation upon lifeless matter, I might in the process of time (although I now found it impossible) renew life where death had apparently devoted the body to corruption.
October 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I love discovering old #rpg notes to self for a game I have no memory of even running (this is a lie. I think I ran one (1) game of it). WHAT DO THESE EVEN MEAN

(Tag yourself I'm The Room)
Storyline ideas: -meet-n-greet -cryptozoologist -Marie's return -by the way, those dolls are psychic and have no compunctions about morality, and also, they'll kill people for you -joining the family -university experiment -horror unleashed -the room -Casa Loma -do not disturb the delicate spiritual ecosystem, n00bs -the monstrous is not always evil
September 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Look 🤷
Your result: Consensual but not safe or sane You're a little bit feral, but that's okay - you weren't socialized as a puppy. It's not your fault. You mean well!
September 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM