It just finished updating! I need a cookie and a nap 🤣

I scatter commas all through my writing like a plague of dead apostrophes. And em dashes are fabulous. I won’t let AI spoil my writing fun 👍

You know what you did 😜

I recommend either getting rid of the furniture or the foot. Possibly both. Also, an anti-curse spell wouldn’t hurt.

Someone once suggested that I, a homosexual, use public transport.

I nearly tripped and fell out of my gold sequin kaftan as I stormed out the post office in a cloud of indignant outrage.

I will not tolerate such blatant homophobia.