Alex Fitzpatrick
@alexjamesfitz.com
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and that story is "all my apes gone"
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
and that story is "all my apes gone"
I saw him at Newport Jazz one year
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I saw him at Newport Jazz one year
the new app is very good too! has carplay support
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
the new app is very good too! has carplay support
and if they're in a cave underground, that's a minion minyan bunion dungeon
November 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
and if they're in a cave underground, that's a minion minyan bunion dungeon
it's childproof by virtue of being prophylactic design
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
it's childproof by virtue of being prophylactic design
that's where they make all the crosswinds
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
that's where they make all the crosswinds
this is the long-distance call
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
this is the long-distance call
gotta tell ya if I had musk money I'd be tenenbaumming *hard*
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
gotta tell ya if I had musk money I'd be tenenbaumming *hard*
the ol' Montgomery Scott Maneuver
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
the ol' Montgomery Scott Maneuver