alexis nedd
@alexisthenedd.bsky.social
Kirkus-Nominated Authoress, Freelance Dragon Expert, Conversation Designer, and Fashion Archivist. I wrote DON’T HATE THE PLAYER and HOW WE PLAY THE GAME 💙 🎮 💜 She/Her
Portfolio & Clips: https://www.alexisthenedd.com/
Portfolio & Clips: https://www.alexisthenedd.com/
a few eggs for the hunt feat the @samlakewrites.bsky.social max payne face, gerudo town, agatha, and @darrenkorb.bsky.social 🥚 📖
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
a few eggs for the hunt feat the @samlakewrites.bsky.social max payne face, gerudo town, agatha, and @darrenkorb.bsky.social 🥚 📖
look, now you can fumble the bag in two languages
October 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
look, now you can fumble the bag in two languages
god when she made me
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
god when she made me
When you gotta go wake up a dead man am i right
October 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
When you gotta go wake up a dead man am i right
we are so back [in London, after 13 years away, still in search of the perfect full English]
October 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
we are so back [in London, after 13 years away, still in search of the perfect full English]
behold: scaffletons
October 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
behold: scaffletons
masks on -> masks off. masquerade!
September 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
masks on -> masks off. masquerade!
i love you, communist rat who lives in the basement of a whorehouse
September 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
i love you, communist rat who lives in the basement of a whorehouse
Dog daycare fell through so I had to take Bruno to work.
September 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dog daycare fell through so I had to take Bruno to work.
no way to sugar coat it i watched Bruno absolutely destroy a chipmunk in the yard today and while I know he’s a terrier and that’s what they do I am also looking at him like behold: the face of a killer!
August 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
no way to sugar coat it i watched Bruno absolutely destroy a chipmunk in the yard today and while I know he’s a terrier and that’s what they do I am also looking at him like behold: the face of a killer!
one of my favorite things to do as a ya author is to take the setup for a tried-and-true dialogue setup and let the characters drop it on the floor. they hold breaths they were definitely aware they were holding and end up gasping awkwardly mid-conversation and they're awful at comforting each other
August 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
one of my favorite things to do as a ya author is to take the setup for a tried-and-true dialogue setup and let the characters drop it on the floor. they hold breaths they were definitely aware they were holding and end up gasping awkwardly mid-conversation and they're awful at comforting each other
the bangs survived the night. i danced my ass off in Lincoln center. stream Warriors on not Spotify but the more ethical music thing you use.
July 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
the bangs survived the night. i danced my ass off in Lincoln center. stream Warriors on not Spotify but the more ethical music thing you use.
braids out -> bangs in
July 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
braids out -> bangs in
actually you know what, yeah
July 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
actually you know what, yeah
Genuine Question: how am I supposed to answer this drop-down menu? I am a half-black, half-Puerto Rican woman, which makes me two races while also being hispanic and latina.
(the dropdown also had Asian and Native American but I couldn't get it all in one screenshot and those don't apply rn)
(the dropdown also had Asian and Native American but I couldn't get it all in one screenshot and those don't apply rn)
July 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Genuine Question: how am I supposed to answer this drop-down menu? I am a half-black, half-Puerto Rican woman, which makes me two races while also being hispanic and latina.
(the dropdown also had Asian and Native American but I couldn't get it all in one screenshot and those don't apply rn)
(the dropdown also had Asian and Native American but I couldn't get it all in one screenshot and those don't apply rn)
hit pause on the breakdown because these leggings snatch me up, please ignore the overwatered zz plant, now back to our regularly scheduled programming of screams 👍🏽
July 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
hit pause on the breakdown because these leggings snatch me up, please ignore the overwatered zz plant, now back to our regularly scheduled programming of screams 👍🏽
I forgot how goddamn good Iron Man 2008 had to be to launch all of *gestures to everything* but also this is a child
July 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I forgot how goddamn good Iron Man 2008 had to be to launch all of *gestures to everything* but also this is a child
on the terrifying NYC subway, watching a complete stranger pull two kittens out of a backpack and start cuddling the orange one
July 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
on the terrifying NYC subway, watching a complete stranger pull two kittens out of a backpack and start cuddling the orange one
very cool to know that this professor of public policy at USC thinks the only legit reason to identify as black or African American on a college application is to get an edge up on “distinguished” people with “class advantages.” They really can’t imagine having a thought for us beyond paternalism
July 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
very cool to know that this professor of public policy at USC thinks the only legit reason to identify as black or African American on a college application is to get an edge up on “distinguished” people with “class advantages.” They really can’t imagine having a thought for us beyond paternalism
did you know yves saint laurent has a coloring book that takes you through the eras and inspirations for his original collections. Did you also know you can put on some lofi and color in it instead of exposing oneself to the horrors. nuts, right? anyway good night
July 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
did you know yves saint laurent has a coloring book that takes you through the eras and inspirations for his original collections. Did you also know you can put on some lofi and color in it instead of exposing oneself to the horrors. nuts, right? anyway good night
Jesus, and i cannot stress this enough, Christ.
June 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Jesus, and i cannot stress this enough, Christ.
happy pride from 1900
June 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
happy pride from 1900