My girls have a genuinely terrible hearing condition.

I can ask them a million times to tidy a room and the poor things can’t hear it at all.

Whisper the word ‘cornetto’ from three rooms away though….

Vanessa has a new thing where she makes glitter filled ‘potions’

If she’s short of confidence, she shakes her potion and then she has confidence for 1 hour, which is very sweet.

She asked me if I have a confidence potion.

I took a big swig of my Prosecco while I thought about it….

You hear the call of your 4 year old from the bathroom.

‘Daddy! Come quick!’

You run in, heart pounding, wondering what sort of horror you’re about to face…

‘Daddy, it looks like a lobster’s hand!’

*Sigh*

Yes. Yes it does.