Alex Armstrong
@alexarmstr.bsky.social
It’s good to be watching champagne football!
Shoutout to NBC for maybe sort of trying to post the full highlights to YouTube (in English) for this one, maybe. Just saying!
Shoutout to NBC for maybe sort of trying to post the full highlights to YouTube (in English) for this one, maybe. Just saying!
January 28, 2026 at 4:53 AM
It’s good to be watching champagne football!
Shoutout to NBC for maybe sort of trying to post the full highlights to YouTube (in English) for this one, maybe. Just saying!
Shoutout to NBC for maybe sort of trying to post the full highlights to YouTube (in English) for this one, maybe. Just saying!
Reposted by Alex Armstrong
Autocorrect is like your friend doing their best to understand what you’re saying while bombed out of their mind.
August 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Autocorrect is like your friend doing their best to understand what you’re saying while bombed out of their mind.
Nobody cares about President McKinley.
I haven't thought about this guy for more than 2 minutes in my entire life, and this is coming from a guy whose middle name is McKinley.
What a bizarre president to be obsessed with.
Very strange!
I haven't thought about this guy for more than 2 minutes in my entire life, and this is coming from a guy whose middle name is McKinley.
What a bizarre president to be obsessed with.
Very strange!
April 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Nobody cares about President McKinley.
I haven't thought about this guy for more than 2 minutes in my entire life, and this is coming from a guy whose middle name is McKinley.
What a bizarre president to be obsessed with.
Very strange!
I haven't thought about this guy for more than 2 minutes in my entire life, and this is coming from a guy whose middle name is McKinley.
What a bizarre president to be obsessed with.
Very strange!
Reposted by Alex Armstrong
ELON AND TRUMP JUST FUCKED OUR WEATHER FORECASTS
March 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
ELON AND TRUMP JUST FUCKED OUR WEATHER FORECASTS
Do you want me to tell you how many trains I have to take to travel from anywhere south of Boston to Portland, ME?
Go ahead, make me do it.
Go ahead, make me do it.
March 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Do you want me to tell you how many trains I have to take to travel from anywhere south of Boston to Portland, ME?
Go ahead, make me do it.
Go ahead, make me do it.
I'm tinkering with some of my social media accounts, but it's nothing wholesale.
Not switching accounts or anything like that.
Not switching accounts or anything like that.
March 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I'm tinkering with some of my social media accounts, but it's nothing wholesale.
Not switching accounts or anything like that.
Not switching accounts or anything like that.
Offside called on a player who was about 2 yards onside. And no card for that BIG shove on Lindsey Heaps?
February 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Offside called on a player who was about 2 yards onside. And no card for that BIG shove on Lindsey Heaps?
Lindsey Heaps has such steeze on the ball as she nutmegs player after player like a dang loony toon. Defender looked like she just saw a ghost
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Lindsey Heaps has such steeze on the ball as she nutmegs player after player like a dang loony toon. Defender looked like she just saw a ghost