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Alexandra, Herald of Cookies
@alexandraunlocked.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️Gender Pirate🏴‍☠️
Ruiner of Free Nations 🤘
#1 Arakni Fangirl 🕷️
Captain of Team Lightning⚡
Cog Enthusiast ⚙️
🇨🇦

She/Her
R4:☠️ Got absolutely high-rolled by Data Doll, no contest 😵‍💫

Super fun games, and made some cool trades after! (See pic for my loot)

Because I am an idiot, I picked up some Arakni cards. What am I doing to myself?!?
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Happy turkey day, my American friends!

(I know the quality sucks and this has likely been screenshotted and shared a thousand times but I couldn't be arsed to look for the original.)
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
He's my lil sparkplug :3
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My lovely friend got some cards signed for me at the #fabtcg world championship!! :3
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Posting this for posterity, so when Goth Prism drops in Monarch 3 next year, y'all will remember that I leaked it first.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Got my tokens from @optimisttcg.bsky.social a D @rainbowxpitch.bsky.social today! They're amazing, and I can't wait to get to an armory so I can use them!
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
😔😔😔
November 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The guilt trips will continue until people stop killing my bird.

#fabtcg #rippolly
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
me when prism
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Starting to get the hang of Prism's aura plan. Established a pretty wild boardstate and stabilized at 10 life while Jarl was at 41 or so. I even broke my own hard loop by accidentally pitching the ALS I recycled, and still turned it around before they saw the writing on the wall and scooped😁 #fabtcg
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@creamysupreme.bsky.social did *not* disappoint for our #fabtcg trade!
October 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Why am I paying a therapist when this meme exists?????
October 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm not sorry. #fabtcg
October 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
First GEM 3 pack, first CF BUPR! still need sooo many shiny cards for Puffin though lol

#fabtcg
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fuck this neo-nazi, christofascist bullshit.

This is in Canada, btw.
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I don't doll myself up very often these days, but I decided to go for it since I was going to Drag Bingo with my partner!
September 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I kind of hate how much fun Lyath is...
September 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Revered by some, Reviled by most. Off to my second #fabtcg Super Slam prerelease!
September 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Very Brute-coded, I love it
September 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm a big dumb oaf who recently had a bilateral orchiectomy. Call me...
September 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
On top of a solid armory performance, some locals did me a huge solid and helped me get loot from the world premiere in MTL!! My friend just gifted me the Kayo shirt because they're an absolute gem 😭😭😭 also got another meep playmat and my last card for Levia!!

OH AND THE LOONIE! #fabtcg
September 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I just noticed that @ijur.bsky.social tagged his own art in the new card and I think that is amazing and also adorable ♥️
September 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The fact that Sloopdoop's fanbase is composed of sycophants who will twist the facts to make him look like a victim in all of this should tell @fabtcg.com everything they need to know about the guy.

#fabtcg
September 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
September 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Honestly how do people see "disembodied pieces of armor and a sword in a torrent of blue and pink energy" and think to themselves, "yeah, that's a dude." IT'S NOT EVEN A PERSON

#fabtcg
September 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM