Alexander Slam Bell
@alexanderslambell.bsky.social
As featured in Experiment 1301: Santo and the Treasure of Dracula on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Run by: @tabby676.bsky.social
#MST3K
Run by: @tabby676.bsky.social
#MST3K
LISTEN HERE SIBLING:
THAT WAS FUNNY AF! THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT WITH BLUESKY! YOU ARE A HERO! IF YOU CAME TO WRESTLE ME I WOULD BE SO STUNNED I WOULD IMMEDIATELY LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!
THAT WAS FUNNY AF! THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT WITH BLUESKY! YOU ARE A HERO! IF YOU CAME TO WRESTLE ME I WOULD BE SO STUNNED I WOULD IMMEDIATELY LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
LISTEN HERE SIBLING:
THAT WAS FUNNY AF! THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT WITH BLUESKY! YOU ARE A HERO! IF YOU CAME TO WRESTLE ME I WOULD BE SO STUNNED I WOULD IMMEDIATELY LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!
THAT WAS FUNNY AF! THANK YOU FOR SHARING IT WITH BLUESKY! YOU ARE A HERO! IF YOU CAME TO WRESTLE ME I WOULD BE SO STUNNED I WOULD IMMEDIATELY LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS!
LISTEN HERE SIBLING: THIS IS A FANTASTIC COMIC! PEOPLE SHOULD SEE THIS AND LAUGH!
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
LISTEN HERE SIBLING: THIS IS A FANTASTIC COMIC! PEOPLE SHOULD SEE THIS AND LAUGH!
LISTEN HERE SIBLING: I APPRECIATE YOUR DILIGENCE IN MAKING THIS CONNECTION AND THEN SHARING IT WITH BLUESKY! YOU ARE A HERO! I WILL TELL OTHERS THIS INFORMATION!
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
LISTEN HERE SIBLING: I APPRECIATE YOUR DILIGENCE IN MAKING THIS CONNECTION AND THEN SHARING IT WITH BLUESKY! YOU ARE A HERO! I WILL TELL OTHERS THIS INFORMATION!
LISTEN HERE SIBLING: I APPRECIATE THAT YOU USED HER NEW NAME IN THIS SKEET! GPC IS AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT AND I AM JEALOUS OF THIS PIC!
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
LISTEN HERE SIBLING: I APPRECIATE THAT YOU USED HER NEW NAME IN THIS SKEET! GPC IS AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT AND I AM JEALOUS OF THIS PIC!
LISTEN HERE SIBLING! MARY JO PEHL IS A TREASURE, I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HER ALSO! YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE!
August 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
LISTEN HERE SIBLING! MARY JO PEHL IS A TREASURE, I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HER ALSO! YOU HAVE GREAT TASTE!
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS HAPPY TO TRY TO CLEANSE TIMELINES FOR FOLKS WRESTLING WITH THE HORRORS OF TODAY!
July 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS HAPPY TO TRY TO CLEANSE TIMELINES FOR FOLKS WRESTLING WITH THE HORRORS OF TODAY!
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL DOESN’T NEED YOUR PERMISSION TO MST3K!
July 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL DOESN’T NEED YOUR PERMISSION TO MST3K!
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS SO EXCITED FOR YOU AND YOUR DISCOVERY!
July 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS SO EXCITED FOR YOU AND YOUR DISCOVERY!
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL HERE ARGUE THOSE ARE ROBOTS AND TO ASK YOU WHO PULLS YOUR STRINGS? ARE YOU READY FOR VICTORY IN THE RING AND IN LIFE? THEN LOOK AND FIND YOUR PUPPETEER AND WRESTLE WITH THEM!
July 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL HERE ARGUE THOSE ARE ROBOTS AND TO ASK YOU WHO PULLS YOUR STRINGS? ARE YOU READY FOR VICTORY IN THE RING AND IN LIFE? THEN LOOK AND FIND YOUR PUPPETEER AND WRESTLE WITH THEM!
THE MASTER DOESN’T APPROVE OF EMPTY LASAGNA PANS!
July 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
THE MASTER DOESN’T APPROVE OF EMPTY LASAGNA PANS!
YOU ARE VERY WELCOME!
July 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
YOU ARE VERY WELCOME!
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE DEPRESSION! WRESTLING WITH DEPRESSION IS MUCH MORE COMPLEX THAN WRESTLING IN THE RING, I RECOMMEND MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!
July 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE DEPRESSION! WRESTLING WITH DEPRESSION IS MUCH MORE COMPLEX THAN WRESTLING IN THE RING, I RECOMMEND MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000!
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS HERE TO TELL YOU: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR QUARTER OF A CENTURY OF SOBRIETY! I WRESTLE AND WIN IN THE RING, YOU WIN AT LIVING A LIFE THAT IS GOOD FOR YOU! 🏆
July 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS HERE TO TELL YOU: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR QUARTER OF A CENTURY OF SOBRIETY! I WRESTLE AND WIN IN THE RING, YOU WIN AT LIVING A LIFE THAT IS GOOD FOR YOU! 🏆
“MCGREGGOR WHEN THE MAP IS REAL”
July 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
“MCGREGGOR WHEN THE MAP IS REAL”
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL HERE TO TELL YOU SOMETHIN’: YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MEDIA, AT LEAST IN THIS CASE, AFTER ALL I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU LIKE!
July 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL HERE TO TELL YOU SOMETHIN’: YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MEDIA, AT LEAST IN THIS CASE, AFTER ALL I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU LIKE!
LISTEN HERE SIBLING: ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS IMPRESSED BY YOUR TASTE IN MOVIES!
July 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
LISTEN HERE SIBLING: ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS IMPRESSED BY YOUR TASTE IN MOVIES!
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU IN YOUR LUCK DISCOVERING ONE OF THE MST3K 24/7 CHANNELS!
CONGRATS!
CONGRATS!
July 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU IN YOUR LUCK DISCOVERING ONE OF THE MST3K 24/7 CHANNELS!
CONGRATS!
CONGRATS!
I’M ALEXANDER SLAM BELL!
July 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’M ALEXANDER SLAM BELL!
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL SAYS “BE GEEK DO CRIME!”
July 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL SAYS “BE GEEK DO CRIME!”
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS EXTREMELY IMPRESSED TO BE SPEAKING TO SOMEONE WHO RECEIVED DR. FORRESTER’S FORMAL FLIPPER FROM EXPERIMENT 314 MIGHTY JACK! SURELY THIS GIVES YOU POWER BOTH IN AND OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
July 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
ALEXANDER SLAM BELL IS EXTREMELY IMPRESSED TO BE SPEAKING TO SOMEONE WHO RECEIVED DR. FORRESTER’S FORMAL FLIPPER FROM EXPERIMENT 314 MIGHTY JACK! SURELY THIS GIVES YOU POWER BOTH IN AND OUTSIDE OF THE RING!