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The way it’s labelled as a cemetery lmao
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I’ve never looked better
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Of course the one day I have to go to my head office everything is broken and it’s going to take me good knows how long to get there

Yaaaayyyy
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Look ma, I lifted some heavy shit for 10 months and this is what happened
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Going through all my photos from Saturday and I can’t decide which ones to keep

I’ve got it down to 17 from 257 photos..

I think that’s enough 😌
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I have a hangover

Someone please hold me, stroke my hair and tell me it’s all going to be okay
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I absolutely have not been learning for 12 years, I couldn’t tell you what I’ve been taught by this terroristic green owl
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Oh I’ve just seen where the location is, and it’s 22 miles away!! Accessible only via the *checks*

Metropolitan Line… 🫩
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 AM
But first a coffee because I was awake until 2:30 and I’m still sleepy 😴
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I have my photoshoot today

So that means I get to properly rep my home county and slap on a bucket of fake tanner 😌

(help..)
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I looked so good today at work and got so many compliments but I didn’t take a photo so you’re just going to have to take my word for it 😌
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I wanted a lay in, but guess which idiot forgot to turn their alarm off last night
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I never know how much pasta to use when making it???

half a bag? A quarter?

Should we call Bella Hadid????
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I shall be referring to this as the titty tank 😌
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Can someone bring me a coffee I’m so sleepy 😴
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Hump day was also leg day today 😌
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I got lots of new gym clothes today so am a happy boy 😌
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My heat alarm is chirping and despite not having a power supply it won’t shut up 🫩
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m so tired can someone bring me some food please and thank you 😴
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
This stuff has the consistency of sand and I wish I never bought it, I can only use it in my yogurt to mask it’s grainy texture 😪
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Nothing like a little chest pump to start the week off 🙂‍↕️
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I’m over due a spa session imo
November 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hehe
November 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I just rinsed my dye out and there’s a patch on my front that just didn’t dye..

So I’m hoping that I can fix it 🙃
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
No you’re watching a YouTube documentary on the 1998 war of European hatchbacks
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM