Who will be the victim? Which beloved muppet will Rian kill off to get his mystery rolling?

I’m thinking Camilla. Everyone will rush to poor Gonzo’s side with love and support. And, let’s be brutally honest, there are plenty more chickens where she came from.

We had Ettore Boiardi. Cleveland hero.

Harrison Ford, in Wellington, Ohio. If only Ford Motor had reintroduced the Falcon for the 2000 model year, we all could have bought our Millennium Falcons from Harrison Ford.

There’s a place in that script for the French-Canadian bar staff from Twin Peaks.

Stickered to the front page of my Sunday paper on Easter morning a dozen years ago.

And there it is.

And there it is.