Ale Ma 🇮🇹🇪🇺
@ale-ma.bsky.social
Ale is my name, Ma is my character (italian for "but")
Gladly following back unless you are annoying, rude, insane, fraud, bot or have 0 posts (disagreements allowed 🙂)
- crypto bros: automatic out
- back to Italy's topics once the world stops burning
Gladly following back unless you are annoying, rude, insane, fraud, bot or have 0 posts (disagreements allowed 🙂)
- crypto bros: automatic out
- back to Italy's topics once the world stops burning
Dawn on the block
(uh, not everyone has sea shores or mountains at disposal all the times...)
#photography #noFilter
(uh, not everyone has sea shores or mountains at disposal all the times...)
#photography #noFilter
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Dawn on the block
(uh, not everyone has sea shores or mountains at disposal all the times...)
#photography #noFilter
(uh, not everyone has sea shores or mountains at disposal all the times...)
#photography #noFilter
Tua? Avevo una splendida luna qualche giorno fa, e il meglio che mi è riuscito è questo... 😕
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Tua? Avevo una splendida luna qualche giorno fa, e il meglio che mi è riuscito è questo... 😕
The idea wasn't bad, but I'm unable to realize it decently... 😕
If you are, feel free to copy it! 😊
If you are, feel free to copy it! 😊
December 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The idea wasn't bad, but I'm unable to realize it decently... 😕
If you are, feel free to copy it! 😊
If you are, feel free to copy it! 😊
Ho provato ad approfondire sull'assoluzione della pedomaestra di Bari, ed ho trovato solo ulteriori motivi per vomitare!
Qualcuno saprebbe indicarmi una fonte con le motivazioni? 🙏
(NB: l'articolo di Sky News qui sotto in realtà è tra i MIGLIORI 😬)
Qualcuno saprebbe indicarmi una fonte con le motivazioni? 🙏
(NB: l'articolo di Sky News qui sotto in realtà è tra i MIGLIORI 😬)
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Ho provato ad approfondire sull'assoluzione della pedomaestra di Bari, ed ho trovato solo ulteriori motivi per vomitare!
Qualcuno saprebbe indicarmi una fonte con le motivazioni? 🙏
(NB: l'articolo di Sky News qui sotto in realtà è tra i MIGLIORI 😬)
Qualcuno saprebbe indicarmi una fonte con le motivazioni? 🙏
(NB: l'articolo di Sky News qui sotto in realtà è tra i MIGLIORI 😬)
Some people are already complainong, but I really like this years #ChristmasDecorations in my home town! 👇
What do you think?
What do you think?
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Some people are already complainong, but I really like this years #ChristmasDecorations in my home town! 👇
What do you think?
What do you think?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck! 😬
(sorry, in Italian... but I guess you can ask an AI to translate)
(sorry, in Italian... but I guess you can ask an AI to translate)
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Fuck fuck fuck fuck! 😬
(sorry, in Italian... but I guess you can ask an AI to translate)
(sorry, in Italian... but I guess you can ask an AI to translate)
Short cautionary tale in 4 screenshots: 👇
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Short cautionary tale in 4 screenshots: 👇
Whoops!
That should hurt... 😒
That should hurt... 😒
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Whoops!
That should hurt... 😒
That should hurt... 😒
And these guys quite literally wrote this year's agenda for the US! 😳
PS: anyone surprised that he looks like this?
PS: anyone surprised that he looks like this?
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
And these guys quite literally wrote this year's agenda for the US! 😳
PS: anyone surprised that he looks like this?
PS: anyone surprised that he looks like this?
Embarassed to say that I didn't wear any costume this #Halloween. Didn't go to parties. Didn't even carve a pumpkin... 🙄
I did keep this 👇 in a top spot, though: good enough? 😅
I did keep this 👇 in a top spot, though: good enough? 😅
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Embarassed to say that I didn't wear any costume this #Halloween. Didn't go to parties. Didn't even carve a pumpkin... 🙄
I did keep this 👇 in a top spot, though: good enough? 😅
I did keep this 👇 in a top spot, though: good enough? 😅
Soo... I guess I actually WAS the only one that upon the first announcement looked at a map and thought:
"there's not enough SPACE for a huge ballroom unless they tear something down"... 🤔
I apologize for the missed warning! 😕
"there's not enough SPACE for a huge ballroom unless they tear something down"... 🤔
I apologize for the missed warning! 😕
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Soo... I guess I actually WAS the only one that upon the first announcement looked at a map and thought:
"there's not enough SPACE for a huge ballroom unless they tear something down"... 🤔
I apologize for the missed warning! 😕
"there's not enough SPACE for a huge ballroom unless they tear something down"... 🤔
I apologize for the missed warning! 😕
I tried it once.
Big glue, very big!
Doesn't work: drip, drip, drip. 😕
Big glue, very big!
Doesn't work: drip, drip, drip. 😕
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I tried it once.
Big glue, very big!
Doesn't work: drip, drip, drip. 😕
Big glue, very big!
Doesn't work: drip, drip, drip. 😕
Confesso: sono da anni un fiero membro di
A.N.Tifa!
Pronto a subirne le conseguenze. 😑
A.N.Tifa!
Pronto a subirne le conseguenze. 😑
October 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Confesso: sono da anni un fiero membro di
A.N.Tifa!
Pronto a subirne le conseguenze. 😑
A.N.Tifa!
Pronto a subirne le conseguenze. 😑
BTW, a significant portion of the Epstein files can be hidden HERE with the right tech:
October 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
BTW, a significant portion of the Epstein files can be hidden HERE with the right tech:
Sì però allora porcapu🤬!
October 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Sì però allora porcapu🤬!
Not discouraged by the flop of my latest business idea (below - not my fault, anyway), now launching... 🎉🎊✨
September 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Not discouraged by the flop of my latest business idea (below - not my fault, anyway), now launching... 🎉🎊✨
Like: improved in 5 mins, with no talent! 🙂
September 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Like: improved in 5 mins, with no talent! 🙂
Vogliamo andare di meme?
Allora ripropongo un classico:
Allora ripropongo un classico:
September 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Vogliamo andare di meme?
Allora ripropongo un classico:
Allora ripropongo un classico:
The Stock Market has become just a betting playground for rich people, totally disjointed from the real economy. 😒
Do you need any other proof? ⬇️
Do you need any other proof? ⬇️
September 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
The Stock Market has become just a betting playground for rich people, totally disjointed from the real economy. 😒
Do you need any other proof? ⬇️
Do you need any other proof? ⬇️
Never saw a more literal depiction of "grilled"! 😲
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Never saw a more literal depiction of "grilled"! 😲
September 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Thanks, this will be my next tattoo.
Seriously! 🙂
Seriously! 🙂
August 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Thanks, this will be my next tattoo.
Seriously! 🙂
Seriously! 🙂
And it gets worse if you span to the left: true monsters roaming the city! 😱
August 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
And it gets worse if you span to the left: true monsters roaming the city! 😱
Stark reminder that you should always separate an actor from his most famous role...
💔 RIP Terence
🖕 FU Dean
💔 RIP Terence
🖕 FU Dean
August 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Stark reminder that you should always separate an actor from his most famous role...
💔 RIP Terence
🖕 FU Dean
💔 RIP Terence
🖕 FU Dean