Deft Punk🌻
@alchemist-x.bsky.social
Live in St. Paul, spent 13 years in DC, born and raised in Pittsburgh. Photographer, human/cat dad, and progressive hillbilly.
Goonies never say die!
Goonies never say die!
"Life is Unfair" writes the scumbag billionaire pedo.
December 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Life is Unfair" writes the scumbag billionaire pedo.
They could just name a garbage scow after him.
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
They could just name a garbage scow after him.
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Second worst thing that ever happened to JFK
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Second worst thing that ever happened to JFK
Maybe I'm being obtuse, but does this waste of a carbon sack and water think JFK is still alive? I mean, because this tweet sure makes it sound like she does to me.
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Maybe I'm being obtuse, but does this waste of a carbon sack and water think JFK is still alive? I mean, because this tweet sure makes it sound like she does to me.
Every day that I look at one of my cats and realize, even with only one damn brain cell to spare between them, they are still vastly smarter than the president of these United States. It's both a blessing and a curse.
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Every day that I look at one of my cats and realize, even with only one damn brain cell to spare between them, they are still vastly smarter than the president of these United States. It's both a blessing and a curse.
Saved the building from what, exactly?
December 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Saved the building from what, exactly?
Luckily I ended up just having a sore back and my sides hurt for a couple of days from laughing haha.
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Luckily I ended up just having a sore back and my sides hurt for a couple of days from laughing haha.
To paraphrase the late, great George Carlin: The closest he ever got to a cow is when he stopped to take a piss at an Arby's.
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
To paraphrase the late, great George Carlin: The closest he ever got to a cow is when he stopped to take a piss at an Arby's.
Because it doesn't benefit him in any way, so he doesn't give a fuck. It's quite simple.
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Because it doesn't benefit him in any way, so he doesn't give a fuck. It's quite simple.
Yes, my first mistake was to get McDonald's in the first place. I love McRibs, sue me.
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yes, my first mistake was to get McDonald's in the first place. I love McRibs, sue me.
My shutter froze after I took the one at the spillway.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My shutter froze after I took the one at the spillway.
Bill Cassidy can eat shit.
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Bill Cassidy can eat shit.
Lived there for 13 years til those shitfaces chased me away, no it fucking wasn't "wild".
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Lived there for 13 years til those shitfaces chased me away, no it fucking wasn't "wild".
It's cute that anyone thinks a single one of these ghouls will face ANY consequences of their complicity. They'll be let off the hook in the name of "civility" after this nightmare is over (IF it's ever over). Mark my words.
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It's cute that anyone thinks a single one of these ghouls will face ANY consequences of their complicity. They'll be let off the hook in the name of "civility" after this nightmare is over (IF it's ever over). Mark my words.