everybody’s dad
@albertis.bsky.social
Creative Director of the Doonesbury Cinematic Universe
📍Brooklyn
📍Brooklyn
Hate it more than I ever have and I hated it from day one
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hate it more than I ever have and I hated it from day one
Before I zoomed in, I thought it said FARTFAN in the background
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Before I zoomed in, I thought it said FARTFAN in the background
I have a 2019 pro that I bought refurbished 3 years ago and it’s still great
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I have a 2019 pro that I bought refurbished 3 years ago and it’s still great
One slide earlier in the Amazon listing with a different model
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
One slide earlier in the Amazon listing with a different model
Removing the camouflage
This is the moment to be yourself
This is the moment to be yourself
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Removing the camouflage
This is the moment to be yourself
This is the moment to be yourself
If he gets to say someone's out of central casting or some bullshit like that, he instantly loves them
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If he gets to say someone's out of central casting or some bullshit like that, he instantly loves them
My take, which is correct, is that one of the only kinds of people Trump likes other than himself is telegenic men. Handsome generals, big football guys, etc. Mamdani just flashed him the smile and Trump was immediately smitten
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My take, which is correct, is that one of the only kinds of people Trump likes other than himself is telegenic men. Handsome generals, big football guys, etc. Mamdani just flashed him the smile and Trump was immediately smitten
Oh man, I could really go for some kon chau right now
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Oh man, I could really go for some kon chau right now
I started making a baked mac and cheese for every thanksgiving I go to a few years ago and never not had multiple people comment on how great it is. Anyone not considering mac and cheese a top-tier side is just using a bad recipe
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I started making a baked mac and cheese for every thanksgiving I go to a few years ago and never not had multiple people comment on how great it is. Anyone not considering mac and cheese a top-tier side is just using a bad recipe
The time of the sea shanty comes again
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The time of the sea shanty comes again
Whole series of the Hookups anime girl decks
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Whole series of the Hookups anime girl decks
I already basically always check without ever paying by always being in the last boarding group and immediately taking the offer for free gate-checking
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I already basically always check without ever paying by always being in the last boarding group and immediately taking the offer for free gate-checking
The fights the bassists are posting about, the guitarists haven't even registered are happening. They're just blissfully unaware their bassist and probably also drummer want to kill them
October 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The fights the bassists are posting about, the guitarists haven't even registered are happening. They're just blissfully unaware their bassist and probably also drummer want to kill them
It's a clopen for a regular opening shift. If it's brunch, it's hell
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It's a clopen for a regular opening shift. If it's brunch, it's hell
Great, so he leaves the place I live and goes to the place I'm from. Can't get this asshole to go away
October 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Great, so he leaves the place I live and goes to the place I'm from. Can't get this asshole to go away
Airport drinking has no rules
October 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Airport drinking has no rules
Needs to try something easier before taking on the real difficult task of getting God to stop hating the White Sox
October 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Needs to try something easier before taking on the real difficult task of getting God to stop hating the White Sox
"The computer said it's this." For sure, buddy. You're 12
October 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"The computer said it's this." For sure, buddy. You're 12
I only don’t like it because it’s not economical at home. At the scales they’re working with, it makes sense
October 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I only don’t like it because it’s not economical at home. At the scales they’re working with, it makes sense
At a south beach club in 1987, hearing him order Dom Perignon in the thickest yinzer accent you've ever heard
October 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
At a south beach club in 1987, hearing him order Dom Perignon in the thickest yinzer accent you've ever heard