albatross
@alb4tross.bsky.social
myriad mistakes, weathered, wanton, sensation slut. nerd (place references: Arda, Bajor, Preservation, Etheria). geek princess goals
i sometimes think aversion to the soft g gif is because some people don’t like gin.
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 AM
i sometimes think aversion to the soft g gif is because some people don’t like gin.
i love (/s) that gorgle removed the ability to set a range for your search results. it’s frustrating that i’m fairly sure it’s something from a pre-2012 internet.
January 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
i love (/s) that gorgle removed the ability to set a range for your search results. it’s frustrating that i’m fairly sure it’s something from a pre-2012 internet.
today, the problem with trying to close my tabs is that i get distracted by something i left open and then lose track of closing tabs until that process is done. but these are all like, longer term projects i want to resolve. anyway, sometimes i wish my brain were easier to steeer.
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
today, the problem with trying to close my tabs is that i get distracted by something i left open and then lose track of closing tabs until that process is done. but these are all like, longer term projects i want to resolve. anyway, sometimes i wish my brain were easier to steeer.
i still can’t get over how much my brain shifted once i learned to read chinese even a little. i remember being a child and thinking the chinese characters in chinatown were too large. now i’m like, "it could be bigger and it would be easier to read."
January 24, 2026 at 6:03 PM
i still can’t get over how much my brain shifted once i learned to read chinese even a little. i remember being a child and thinking the chinese characters in chinatown were too large. now i’m like, "it could be bigger and it would be easier to read."
someone was recently telling me they were into furniture play. and i can’t remember who. ugh. oh, i think i remember.
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 AM
someone was recently telling me they were into furniture play. and i can’t remember who. ugh. oh, i think i remember.
i’m done with applied therapy. can i please find a new home now?
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 AM
i’m done with applied therapy. can i please find a new home now?
kettlebell swings are a form of masochism i sort of wish upon myself.
January 19, 2026 at 4:46 PM
kettlebell swings are a form of masochism i sort of wish upon myself.
grieving a crush that never went anywhere. grieving hopes and lusts and fantasies that, i think, never could have been. "probably for the best" not the analgesic i wish it were.
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
grieving a crush that never went anywhere. grieving hopes and lusts and fantasies that, i think, never could have been. "probably for the best" not the analgesic i wish it were.
i got to hurt someone tonight. eeeee. also i got a little bit of pain too.
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 AM
i got to hurt someone tonight. eeeee. also i got a little bit of pain too.
this orgasm denial stint is long. it’s so hot. almost any time i see hotness i’m like "ohhh oww ohh oww." really grateful but also really, really want an orgasm. would happily trade up for cuddling and providing orgasms, though… 🥺🥺🥺
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 AM
this orgasm denial stint is long. it’s so hot. almost any time i see hotness i’m like "ohhh oww ohh oww." really grateful but also really, really want an orgasm. would happily trade up for cuddling and providing orgasms, though… 🥺🥺🥺
finally consciously realized that when you’re better at understanding language you notice where other people are not great at communicating.
had i realized this some years ago, i probably wouldn’t have taken people communicating extremely poorly with me as poorly as i did.
had i realized this some years ago, i probably wouldn’t have taken people communicating extremely poorly with me as poorly as i did.
January 12, 2026 at 2:04 PM
finally consciously realized that when you’re better at understanding language you notice where other people are not great at communicating.
had i realized this some years ago, i probably wouldn’t have taken people communicating extremely poorly with me as poorly as i did.
had i realized this some years ago, i probably wouldn’t have taken people communicating extremely poorly with me as poorly as i did.
i consistently block accounts that post content that seems ai derived without labeling it as such. distantprovince.by/posts/its-ru...
It's rude to show AI output to people | Alex Martsinovich
Feeding slop is an act of war
distantprovince.by
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
i consistently block accounts that post content that seems ai derived without labeling it as such. distantprovince.by/posts/its-ru...
ahhhh, love when i stumble on videos that talk about some nd people needing ample alone time… and i get flashbacks.
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
ahhhh, love when i stumble on videos that talk about some nd people needing ample alone time… and i get flashbacks.
moody at spreadsheets. for the best, probably. i need to find someone who wants to do body doubling at some point. i haven’t made progress on the things i need to make progress on in a moment.
anyway, going to see if i can get some dopamine out of this spreadsheet. or bluesky for a little longer.
anyway, going to see if i can get some dopamine out of this spreadsheet. or bluesky for a little longer.
January 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
moody at spreadsheets. for the best, probably. i need to find someone who wants to do body doubling at some point. i haven’t made progress on the things i need to make progress on in a moment.
anyway, going to see if i can get some dopamine out of this spreadsheet. or bluesky for a little longer.
anyway, going to see if i can get some dopamine out of this spreadsheet. or bluesky for a little longer.
huh. i saved this in 2019. anyway… sigh.
January 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
huh. i saved this in 2019. anyway… sigh.
had a weird interaction yesterday that i am now processing complicated feelings around? why would someone who knows about and isn’t in charge of my chastity dynamic want me to have an orgasm?
January 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
had a weird interaction yesterday that i am now processing complicated feelings around? why would someone who knows about and isn’t in charge of my chastity dynamic want me to have an orgasm?
i have feelings about being mutuals with someone on tt who posted video of them going to a chik fil a. like, probably going to block them for it.
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
i have feelings about being mutuals with someone on tt who posted video of them going to a chik fil a. like, probably going to block them for it.
i was talking with a friend yesterday and i realized i consider myself quite an unpalatable person. and that i also find most people quite unpalatable to interact with. and i don’t really know how to hide it anymore. i process things so differently than many and i don’t want to explain anymore.
January 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
i was talking with a friend yesterday and i realized i consider myself quite an unpalatable person. and that i also find most people quite unpalatable to interact with. and i don’t really know how to hide it anymore. i process things so differently than many and i don’t want to explain anymore.
it’s weird when you get the sense someone you’ve blocked is checking up on you. like, "i don’t want to see you or your content. if i see your accounts, i block preemptively. why do you want to see mine? are you some kind of fan?"
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 PM
it’s weird when you get the sense someone you’ve blocked is checking up on you. like, "i don’t want to see you or your content. if i see your accounts, i block preemptively. why do you want to see mine? are you some kind of fan?"
i didn’t know how direly i needed headpets from my dominant 🥹
December 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i didn’t know how direly i needed headpets from my dominant 🥹
i have far too much internet bullshit in my head.
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
i have far too much internet bullshit in my head.
one of my heuristics for my own emotional processing… nvc + zombies: when <x>, i feel <y>
but if you can add “by zombies” to the “i feel <y>” segment and it makes sense, it’s more story than emotion.
“i feel attacked by zombies” vs. “i feel fear by zombies”
and that’s on ✨ passive voice ✨
but if you can add “by zombies” to the “i feel <y>” segment and it makes sense, it’s more story than emotion.
“i feel attacked by zombies” vs. “i feel fear by zombies”
and that’s on ✨ passive voice ✨
December 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
one of my heuristics for my own emotional processing… nvc + zombies: when <x>, i feel <y>
but if you can add “by zombies” to the “i feel <y>” segment and it makes sense, it’s more story than emotion.
“i feel attacked by zombies” vs. “i feel fear by zombies”
and that’s on ✨ passive voice ✨
but if you can add “by zombies” to the “i feel <y>” segment and it makes sense, it’s more story than emotion.
“i feel attacked by zombies” vs. “i feel fear by zombies”
and that’s on ✨ passive voice ✨
need a long stapler. for making booklets. woooooooooo
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
need a long stapler. for making booklets. woooooooooo
how do people find ai output at all appealing, compelling, or even… mediocre let alone competent?
December 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
how do people find ai output at all appealing, compelling, or even… mediocre let alone competent?