Alazay
@alazay.bsky.social
The Bluesky of Alazay 🩷💛💙🏳️🌈
First Menace, the Spice Melange
First Menace, the Spice Melange
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Sometimes, I wake up and just wanna hate so bad— (jk, saw this on TikTok and laughed)
December 13, 2024 at 5:51 AM
Sometimes, I wake up and just wanna hate so bad— (jk, saw this on TikTok and laughed)
Oh i forgot about it here because Balatro and Reddit
December 13, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Oh i forgot about it here because Balatro and Reddit
People always want to get me out of character like I won’t set a hot curling iron on your neck.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
December 8, 2024 at 6:12 AM
People always want to get me out of character like I won’t set a hot curling iron on your neck.
Leave me alone.
Leave me alone.
What a lovely way to talk to people!
December 8, 2024 at 6:06 AM
What a lovely way to talk to people!
happy birthday to my lover, my best friend, the whole nine yards. (two Sags in a room, they gone kiss!)
December 7, 2024 at 8:42 AM
happy birthday to my lover, my best friend, the whole nine yards. (two Sags in a room, they gone kiss!)
I too wish for a cream pie to the face
December 7, 2024 at 4:11 AM
I too wish for a cream pie to the face
Dear universe,
May my hair always be healthy, my ass fat, my pocket full, my health good, and my friends keeping me from ever doing stupid shit that could get me clowned in the internet for eternity.
Amen.
May my hair always be healthy, my ass fat, my pocket full, my health good, and my friends keeping me from ever doing stupid shit that could get me clowned in the internet for eternity.
Amen.
December 6, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Dear universe,
May my hair always be healthy, my ass fat, my pocket full, my health good, and my friends keeping me from ever doing stupid shit that could get me clowned in the internet for eternity.
Amen.
May my hair always be healthy, my ass fat, my pocket full, my health good, and my friends keeping me from ever doing stupid shit that could get me clowned in the internet for eternity.
Amen.
it’s turtleneck season!
December 4, 2024 at 4:53 AM
it’s turtleneck season!
gotta kiss all the wrapping paper around his birthday gifts to match his age (I kissed the envelope too!)
December 4, 2024 at 12:55 AM
gotta kiss all the wrapping paper around his birthday gifts to match his age (I kissed the envelope too!)
i wanna spread my skeet amongst the masses. how do i magnify my reach?
December 1, 2024 at 1:38 AM
i wanna spread my skeet amongst the masses. how do i magnify my reach?
be wanting to scream “girl, don’t nobody care!!!” but
December 1, 2024 at 12:49 AM
be wanting to scream “girl, don’t nobody care!!!” but
damn yall ain’t see that skeet
November 30, 2024 at 11:40 PM
damn yall ain’t see that skeet
one more person complains about the skin tone of my emojis and I’m calling myself brown skin until I die
November 29, 2024 at 8:12 PM
one more person complains about the skin tone of my emojis and I’m calling myself brown skin until I die
Me waking up every day:
November 27, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Me waking up every day:
I’m actually far from fucking chill.
November 27, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I’m actually far from fucking chill.
Pretty sure I imagined reading my ideal favorite book as a kid so now I need to write it myself so I can stop reliving a story that apparently doesn’t fucking exist.
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Pretty sure I imagined reading my ideal favorite book as a kid so now I need to write it myself so I can stop reliving a story that apparently doesn’t fucking exist.
not a Great Depression, but a minor sadness.
November 26, 2024 at 9:57 PM
not a Great Depression, but a minor sadness.
no parlays, just thousand dollar graphics cards… 😭 dating runs your pockets
November 25, 2024 at 1:59 PM
no parlays, just thousand dollar graphics cards… 😭 dating runs your pockets
what are you about to do to me?
a cartoon character is standing in a kitchen and saying i 'm here to lay some pipe
ALT: a cartoon character is standing in a kitchen and saying i 'm here to lay some pipe
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 6:33 AM
what are you about to do to me?