Vfx cathedral
@alastairrob.bsky.social
Fitness guy, music guy, he/him guy
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
Seeing a fleck of something in your coffee, gross, undrinkable
Better dip your actual human finger in there to make it ungross and drinkable again
Better dip your actual human finger in there to make it ungross and drinkable again
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Seeing a fleck of something in your coffee, gross, undrinkable
Better dip your actual human finger in there to make it ungross and drinkable again
Better dip your actual human finger in there to make it ungross and drinkable again
It's not cheating if its someone you should have fucked in high school but didn't
It's just correcting the timeline
It's just correcting the timeline
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
It's not cheating if its someone you should have fucked in high school but didn't
It's just correcting the timeline
It's just correcting the timeline
I'm rad. I can see why people keep having sex with me
January 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I'm rad. I can see why people keep having sex with me
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Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
January 9, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.
Another observation from staying with my married-with-baby friends
The baby will bring an adult one of his books and we'll read it to him
But often the baby wants you to read the same book again and I'm like, yeah, same diff to me
Whereas other adults are like, no we just read that...
Like...
The baby will bring an adult one of his books and we'll read it to him
But often the baby wants you to read the same book again and I'm like, yeah, same diff to me
Whereas other adults are like, no we just read that...
Like...
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Another observation from staying with my married-with-baby friends
The baby will bring an adult one of his books and we'll read it to him
But often the baby wants you to read the same book again and I'm like, yeah, same diff to me
Whereas other adults are like, no we just read that...
Like...
The baby will bring an adult one of his books and we'll read it to him
But often the baby wants you to read the same book again and I'm like, yeah, same diff to me
Whereas other adults are like, no we just read that...
Like...
The way married couples talk to each other is weird and interesting...
"The dishwasher didn't get run last night"
You're the only two people here. You're the closer and the opener. But they don't want to say "why didn't you run it?" because the other will say "You didn't ask me to." and on and on
"The dishwasher didn't get run last night"
You're the only two people here. You're the closer and the opener. But they don't want to say "why didn't you run it?" because the other will say "You didn't ask me to." and on and on
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The way married couples talk to each other is weird and interesting...
"The dishwasher didn't get run last night"
You're the only two people here. You're the closer and the opener. But they don't want to say "why didn't you run it?" because the other will say "You didn't ask me to." and on and on
"The dishwasher didn't get run last night"
You're the only two people here. You're the closer and the opener. But they don't want to say "why didn't you run it?" because the other will say "You didn't ask me to." and on and on
We need a mash up of the "first time speaking a language" scenes from Love Actually and Thirteenth Warrior
January 7, 2026 at 4:14 AM
We need a mash up of the "first time speaking a language" scenes from Love Actually and Thirteenth Warrior
Two different versions of me
January 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Two different versions of me
I just heard an hombre say the craziest thing in the pub but I'm on my first drink so I can't interrupt...
He said "Europeans used to call soccer 'soccer' but they stopped because they felt it was too Americanized"
I'm losing my mind internally explaining the etymology of football and soccer
He said "Europeans used to call soccer 'soccer' but they stopped because they felt it was too Americanized"
I'm losing my mind internally explaining the etymology of football and soccer
January 6, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I just heard an hombre say the craziest thing in the pub but I'm on my first drink so I can't interrupt...
He said "Europeans used to call soccer 'soccer' but they stopped because they felt it was too Americanized"
I'm losing my mind internally explaining the etymology of football and soccer
He said "Europeans used to call soccer 'soccer' but they stopped because they felt it was too Americanized"
I'm losing my mind internally explaining the etymology of football and soccer
I'm at a friend's home
He and his wife, who are both very busy with work and baby and two big dogs, who buy a lot of food and then discuss what to make for dinner every individual evening
Then no one wants to cook so they order out.
They have 3 different bags of rotten carrots in the fridge
He and his wife, who are both very busy with work and baby and two big dogs, who buy a lot of food and then discuss what to make for dinner every individual evening
Then no one wants to cook so they order out.
They have 3 different bags of rotten carrots in the fridge
December 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'm at a friend's home
He and his wife, who are both very busy with work and baby and two big dogs, who buy a lot of food and then discuss what to make for dinner every individual evening
Then no one wants to cook so they order out.
They have 3 different bags of rotten carrots in the fridge
He and his wife, who are both very busy with work and baby and two big dogs, who buy a lot of food and then discuss what to make for dinner every individual evening
Then no one wants to cook so they order out.
They have 3 different bags of rotten carrots in the fridge
It's weird how, with most bands you can like some of their songs and not like others, that's normal. Like, you don't expect to fully love or hate every item at a restaurant.
But some bands just you're like "This is all great or all shit depending on a factor I can't name"
anyway I hate this...
But some bands just you're like "This is all great or all shit depending on a factor I can't name"
anyway I hate this...
Our Lady Peace - Somewhere Out There (Official Video)
YouTube video by OurLadyPeaceVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It's weird how, with most bands you can like some of their songs and not like others, that's normal. Like, you don't expect to fully love or hate every item at a restaurant.
But some bands just you're like "This is all great or all shit depending on a factor I can't name"
anyway I hate this...
But some bands just you're like "This is all great or all shit depending on a factor I can't name"
anyway I hate this...
Shit, I'm watching Derry Girls and I feel drawn to calling myself a Fenian
Which is a fun addition to calling myself a Mujahideen and an infidel and a socialist
Which is a fun addition to calling myself a Mujahideen and an infidel and a socialist
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Shit, I'm watching Derry Girls and I feel drawn to calling myself a Fenian
Which is a fun addition to calling myself a Mujahideen and an infidel and a socialist
Which is a fun addition to calling myself a Mujahideen and an infidel and a socialist
Did you watch this particular TV broadcast of Muppet Family Christmas?
Absolutely Insane News Voice Over On The Credits Of A Christmas Movie
YouTube video by Alastair Robertson
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Did you watch this particular TV broadcast of Muppet Family Christmas?
The first bad Die Hard is Die Hard 3
Because that's when someone said what if a Die Hard was a Bad Boys
Because that's when someone said what if a Die Hard was a Bad Boys
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The first bad Die Hard is Die Hard 3
Because that's when someone said what if a Die Hard was a Bad Boys
Because that's when someone said what if a Die Hard was a Bad Boys
It's so funny when a friend is into a genre you aren't
They'll show you something like "this is the best, absolutely glorious"
Then show you something you perceive as nearly identical and go "aw god no, this is fucking vile loser shit"
They'll show you something like "this is the best, absolutely glorious"
Then show you something you perceive as nearly identical and go "aw god no, this is fucking vile loser shit"
December 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's so funny when a friend is into a genre you aren't
They'll show you something like "this is the best, absolutely glorious"
Then show you something you perceive as nearly identical and go "aw god no, this is fucking vile loser shit"
They'll show you something like "this is the best, absolutely glorious"
Then show you something you perceive as nearly identical and go "aw god no, this is fucking vile loser shit"
Playing with the baby is actually so easy when the baby wants to play
Recent games have included him poking me in the arm to open my hand; and taking three steps backwards then running toward me to get tickled
Both had him fully engaged and laughing his face off for like 20 minutes
Recent games have included him poking me in the arm to open my hand; and taking three steps backwards then running toward me to get tickled
Both had him fully engaged and laughing his face off for like 20 minutes
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Playing with the baby is actually so easy when the baby wants to play
Recent games have included him poking me in the arm to open my hand; and taking three steps backwards then running toward me to get tickled
Both had him fully engaged and laughing his face off for like 20 minutes
Recent games have included him poking me in the arm to open my hand; and taking three steps backwards then running toward me to get tickled
Both had him fully engaged and laughing his face off for like 20 minutes
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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🎧 “Don’t fucking say to be patient”
Rainspell
YouTube video by RVIVR - Topic
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
🎧 “Don’t fucking say to be patient”
Chest day physique check
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Chest day physique check
Man, the worst part of being a parent to teen is hearing things that you said to your parents when you were a teen
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Man, the worst part of being a parent to teen is hearing things that you said to your parents when you were a teen
I know I'm supposed to have self worth without finding my worth from others but...
How? Don't you need constant evidence that you're not the worst person on Earth?
How? Don't you need constant evidence that you're not the worst person on Earth?
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I know I'm supposed to have self worth without finding my worth from others but...
How? Don't you need constant evidence that you're not the worst person on Earth?
How? Don't you need constant evidence that you're not the worst person on Earth?
It super sucks that low self-esteem causes behaviour that justifies having low self esteem
It's the emotional equivalent of vomiting from hunger
It's the emotional equivalent of vomiting from hunger
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It super sucks that low self-esteem causes behaviour that justifies having low self esteem
It's the emotional equivalent of vomiting from hunger
It's the emotional equivalent of vomiting from hunger