Alaskan Weeb (Festive)
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Alaskan Weeb (Festive)
@alaskanweeb.bsky.social
Mechanical engineer working in civil engineering
A remora to better posters
In a love-hate relationship with anime

Not a lewd account but not *not* a lewd account
lesbian pillows
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
[literally anything happens]
Doomer leftists:
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Oh look, I was forced to use AI even though I didn’t want to, and Google will cite me as a “user” whether or not this is actually the source I use
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ah, I see
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My therapist be like:
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Joke’s on you, the knife I have in my coat pocket didn’t cost me a *cent* because I found it lying on the road outside of a playground
November 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Goddamn what a nice day today.

You know, nationally. Personally my friends had pretty bad days.

But today was a good day.
November 22, 2025 at 4:48 AM
The natural result of asking your commission artist to keep making your character’s portrait edgier
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
[freebird intensifies]
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Sending this to all my friends as they read the news every day
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Snipping this without context
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Two years and 285 days on e: So I hooked up with a really cute enby, and afterwards they offered me their ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend’s beaten up mall ninja katana.

I think I’ve just started some bizarre fetch quest.
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m so sorry but this is where my brain immediately went
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Two years and 284 days: Had some dysphoria around my weight and reminded myself that nah, I’m doing fine, I used to be 60lbs lighter but I also used to have way less muscle too.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Remember kids: If it was ever sung in a song, that makes it safe to say on the Internet, and the more you divorce it from its original lyrical context, the safer it is to say
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Uh huh. A likely story.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This thing is awesome
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM