Alan
@alanzdba921.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Navy Veteran. Friend. ADHD. LGBTQ supporter/parent. Love my pets. Silver haired and loving it. Dad jokes rule. Puns are fabulous. But there’s nothing worth a crap in any GOP platform. And if I find Elon on a crosswalk?
No Porn, DMs, or Crypto
No Porn, DMs, or Crypto
Die Die Donnie Die Die!!
(Sung to the Backstreet Boys)
(Sung to the Backstreet Boys)
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Die Die Donnie Die Die!!
(Sung to the Backstreet Boys)
(Sung to the Backstreet Boys)
Says he’s an idiot because the election results are being challenged
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Says he’s an idiot because the election results are being challenged
You deserve what you voted for.
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You deserve what you voted for.
‘A Christmas Carol’ (1938+2009), ‘Home Alone’, ‘Elf’, and ‘The Santa Clause’ are the 2nd tier.
3rd tier are ‘Die Hard’ and ‘White Christmas’
3rd tier are ‘Die Hard’ and ‘White Christmas’
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
‘A Christmas Carol’ (1938+2009), ‘Home Alone’, ‘Elf’, and ‘The Santa Clause’ are the 2nd tier.
3rd tier are ‘Die Hard’ and ‘White Christmas’
3rd tier are ‘Die Hard’ and ‘White Christmas’
Good for his daughters!! He’s an ignorant piggy
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Good for his daughters!! He’s an ignorant piggy
But ‘Aliens’ has been voted the 2nd best sci-fi film of all time
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
But ‘Aliens’ has been voted the 2nd best sci-fi film of all time
Blow Job Barbie is gonna end up in prison.
November 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Blow Job Barbie is gonna end up in prison.
But what is this beautiful dish?
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
But what is this beautiful dish?
I’m a laird in Scotland as well!
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m a laird in Scotland as well!
I just had the Flu/Pneumonia combo. Worse that happened was a sore muscle. Take one on each arm to spread it out
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I just had the Flu/Pneumonia combo. Worse that happened was a sore muscle. Take one on each arm to spread it out