Alan.Steve
@alansteve.bsky.social
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Greg Proops has let himself go.
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Greg Proops has let himself go.
Tim Pool regrets getting this tattoo, which is why he now wears the beanie at all times.
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Tim Pool regrets getting this tattoo, which is why he now wears the beanie at all times.
Me when my imaginary son takes me to finally see an Avatar film.
"Which one's Jake?"
"The blue one."
"Jake's a jerk."
"Which one's Jake?"
"The blue one."
"Jake's a jerk."
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Me when my imaginary son takes me to finally see an Avatar film.
"Which one's Jake?"
"The blue one."
"Jake's a jerk."
"Which one's Jake?"
"The blue one."
"Jake's a jerk."
"Tis a fun enough film, but sure tis no Predator, English."
December 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"Tis a fun enough film, but sure tis no Predator, English."
We know who Marina prefers.
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
We know who Marina prefers.
A typical family Christmas day.
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
A typical family Christmas day.
This remake of Emu's Pink Windmill looks like shit.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This remake of Emu's Pink Windmill looks like shit.
Everyone in the audience looking like this, and it's not a costume.
December 9, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Everyone in the audience looking like this, and it's not a costume.
Stretching the findings of the tribunal to breaking point, can only hope it does this to Joani Reid.
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Stretching the findings of the tribunal to breaking point, can only hope it does this to Joani Reid.
Haven't seen a grin like that since Ellis from Die Hard.
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Haven't seen a grin like that since Ellis from Die Hard.
According to my Darkman trilogy steelbook, Sam also directed Spiderman 4, so keep an eye out for that one too.
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
According to my Darkman trilogy steelbook, Sam also directed Spiderman 4, so keep an eye out for that one too.
Literally this, just for Trump.
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Literally this, just for Trump.
John Boyne dressed as Charlie Brown at 3:40.
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
John Boyne dressed as Charlie Brown at 3:40.
Artist's impression of the Turning Point UK stand.
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Artist's impression of the Turning Point UK stand.
Funny how the self-appointed 'master race' look like Dick Tracy villains.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Funny how the self-appointed 'master race' look like Dick Tracy villains.
You have driven a nation to madness.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You have driven a nation to madness.
Who needs a wife when he's hanging out with such great mates.
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Who needs a wife when he's hanging out with such great mates.
The BBC will always be this face, forever.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The BBC will always be this face, forever.