AlanSmithee
@alansmithee1956.bsky.social
Lucky husband and father. ⚛️. I try to stand by folks who are the current targets of this administration. Warning, I am often profane. No DMs, please. Sorry, but I block porn bot-ish and bitcoin/investment follows. Let’s see who pays attention to this.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
🧵🧵YO! #TruthWarriors #MirthWarriors #NoKings #FBR #resist #resistance
WE #Portland #Frog #Chicago #WeThePeople #PeopleUnited #Indivisible
KNOW #2024ElectionWasRigged #TrumpStoleElection
WE MUST: Strike! Protest! Vote #STRIKE #VOTE #StrongerTogether #WWResistance
🧵 #justsayin #ProudBlue #BlueCrew
WE #Portland #Frog #Chicago #WeThePeople #PeopleUnited #Indivisible
KNOW #2024ElectionWasRigged #TrumpStoleElection
WE MUST: Strike! Protest! Vote #STRIKE #VOTE #StrongerTogether #WWResistance
🧵 #justsayin #ProudBlue #BlueCrew
I would be much more enthusiastic if the cases against Comey and James had been dismissed with prejudice. You think Donald Lame Duck won’t demand his private law firm…I mean the DOJ appeal to his other private law firm…I mean SCOTUS?
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I would be much more enthusiastic if the cases against Comey and James had been dismissed with prejudice. You think Donald Lame Duck won’t demand his private law firm…I mean the DOJ appeal to his other private law firm…I mean SCOTUS?
RIP Jimmy Cliff
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
RIP Jimmy Cliff
Word of the day: Legs
Now, go spread the word.
Now, go spread the word.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Word of the day: Legs
Now, go spread the word.
Now, go spread the word.
“I want to thank Dewana for opening the program for us. I'm so goddamn horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me.”
youtu.be/D3-pTLDP0K4?...
youtu.be/D3-pTLDP0K4?...
Tom Waits - Nighthawk Postcards
YouTube video by kayge23
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“I want to thank Dewana for opening the program for us. I'm so goddamn horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me.”
youtu.be/D3-pTLDP0K4?...
youtu.be/D3-pTLDP0K4?...
“We’ve got a blind date with destiny…and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“We’ve got a blind date with destiny…and it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.”
Oh. So we’re not going to have MTG to kick around anymore?
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh. So we’re not going to have MTG to kick around anymore?
I’ve begun to wonder if The Big Pig’s desperate attempts at hiding The Files may go beyond the risk to him personally but include the fear of retribution from the other powerful perverts and financial institutions that would be exposed.
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’ve begun to wonder if The Big Pig’s desperate attempts at hiding The Files may go beyond the risk to him personally but include the fear of retribution from the other powerful perverts and financial institutions that would be exposed.
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
So Clay Higgins thought it would be a good day to really stand out like a turd in a punch bowl. 427-1. More like Clay Pigeon.
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So Clay Higgins thought it would be a good day to really stand out like a turd in a punch bowl. 427-1. More like Clay Pigeon.
Is it irony or coincidence that The Orange Plague calls a woman, Piggy” while he smells like a pig sty?
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Is it irony or coincidence that The Orange Plague calls a woman, Piggy” while he smells like a pig sty?
Do I have this right, the very stable genius has made a statement that Republicans should vote to release The Files? Has anyone asked him or his so called press secretary why he just doesn’t order his so called AG to release them? Or if he plans on signing the bill when it gets to his desk?
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Do I have this right, the very stable genius has made a statement that Republicans should vote to release The Files? Has anyone asked him or his so called press secretary why he just doesn’t order his so called AG to release them? Or if he plans on signing the bill when it gets to his desk?
Reported on other sites: Trump doesn’t care if the
EPSTEIN FILES
EPSTEIN FILES
EPSTEIN FILES
are released.
EPSTEIN FILES
EPSTEIN FILES
EPSTEIN FILES
are released.
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Reported on other sites: Trump doesn’t care if the
EPSTEIN FILES
EPSTEIN FILES
EPSTEIN FILES
are released.
EPSTEIN FILES
EPSTEIN FILES
EPSTEIN FILES
are released.
If MTG really wants to ruffle her former paramour’s feathers, she should announce that she’s leaving the Republican Party to become an independent. Fuck with their majority.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If MTG really wants to ruffle her former paramour’s feathers, she should announce that she’s leaving the Republican Party to become an independent. Fuck with their majority.
It looks like they’re about to start making out with each other.
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It looks like they’re about to start making out with each other.
“These emails prove absolutely nothing, other than the fact that President Trump did nothing wrong”.
KKKaroline Leave It
Translation: He’s guilty as fuck
KKKaroline Leave It
Translation: He’s guilty as fuck
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“These emails prove absolutely nothing, other than the fact that President Trump did nothing wrong”.
KKKaroline Leave It
Translation: He’s guilty as fuck
KKKaroline Leave It
Translation: He’s guilty as fuck
Cowboy Bebop ~ Gotta Knock a Little Harder
YouTube video by Matt
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Caturday bird watching. A few squirrels too.
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Caturday bird watching. A few squirrels too.
Happy Caturday. (But make sure to give a dog a nice head scratch if you can).
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Happy Caturday. (But make sure to give a dog a nice head scratch if you can).