Alan Sarapa
@alansarapa.bsky.social
Monthly soap columnist for The Pop Break. Co-host of The Chat podcast.
I'm listening to The Devil Wears Prada musical cast recording and I'm not liking it so far. Elton should have called up Tim Rice to do the lyrics because they worked so well together on Aida. Hopefully this will be like Mean Girls where I can say a few songs are legit good.
October 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm listening to The Devil Wears Prada musical cast recording and I'm not liking it so far. Elton should have called up Tim Rice to do the lyrics because they worked so well together on Aida. Hopefully this will be like Mean Girls where I can say a few songs are legit good.
Sasha: "I want to be a single mother and make chicken pot pies for my baby daddy's family while living with them and have no influence from him or them. That makes so much sense even he though he's probably to inherit this house. I'm smart!" #GH
June 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sasha: "I want to be a single mother and make chicken pot pies for my baby daddy's family while living with them and have no influence from him or them. That makes so much sense even he though he's probably to inherit this house. I'm smart!" #GH
I really hate how prudish Gen Z is. From wanting sex scenes to be abolished to think pieces about Sabrina Carpenter's tongue-in-cheek sexuality, y'all are annoying.
June 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I really hate how prudish Gen Z is. From wanting sex scenes to be abolished to think pieces about Sabrina Carpenter's tongue-in-cheek sexuality, y'all are annoying.
Bill and Dani are 100% going to fuck this year. Hayley is going to find out the hard way that if they'll cheat with you, they'll cheat on you. #BeyondTheGates
April 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Bill and Dani are 100% going to fuck this year. Hayley is going to find out the hard way that if they'll cheat with you, they'll cheat on you. #BeyondTheGates
I'm reading My Dark Prince by Parker S. Huntington and L.J. Shen and Lin-Manuel Miranda was referenced as someone whose singing voice you'd want to have. Um, you could find a better singing voice at a high school production of Legally Blonde.
February 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm reading My Dark Prince by Parker S. Huntington and L.J. Shen and Lin-Manuel Miranda was referenced as someone whose singing voice you'd want to have. Um, you could find a better singing voice at a high school production of Legally Blonde.
Victor is in the twilight of his life and there are people who still want him to get new cooter?! And with Phyllis of all characters?! #YR
December 27, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Victor is in the twilight of his life and there are people who still want him to get new cooter?! And with Phyllis of all characters?! #YR
NYT continues to sink to new lows.
December 12, 2024 at 11:26 PM
NYT continues to sink to new lows.
If I hated someone and also thought they were a murderer, I'd simply not patronize their business. Getting mad someone is at the coffee house they own is crazy! #YR
December 2, 2024 at 8:51 PM
If I hated someone and also thought they were a murderer, I'd simply not patronize their business. Getting mad someone is at the coffee house they own is crazy! #YR
It is just sad to spend so much money to get attention. If you are that desperate, there's a lot of ways to get attention. You don't need to spend six figures to announce you are a douchebag.
November 25, 2024 at 1:08 AM
It is just sad to spend so much money to get attention. If you are that desperate, there's a lot of ways to get attention. You don't need to spend six figures to announce you are a douchebag.
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
November 16, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Okay, one more Matthew Daddario pic and that will be it for now.
November 15, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Okay, one more Matthew Daddario pic and that will be it for now.
Matthew Daddario.
November 15, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Matthew Daddario.
