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Alan B
@alanpbourke.bsky.social
(Bloke\chap

Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
YOU WANT ME TO ARSE THE PARLOUR MAID ??!!
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Happy Todger Strunk day to those who celebrate.
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 spaceships.
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Do a vulgar roast ... use forbidden words
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Peter Kay has lost some timber. Not a joke, that's him.
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Rich vein for St Patrick's Day parade floats.
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What was in Viktor's suitcase? #viktorssuitcase
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
November 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Baby, that's American for boyfriend, right ... #totp
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
1989 so we're starting into all this nonsense on #totp
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Me when the AI bubble bursts.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
If you see this, post a record cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Americans seem to call these things glory holes, bellmouth spillway is probably safer.
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 AM
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I dunno
November 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM