Andrew Langmead
Andrew Langmead
@alangmead.bsky.social
Software Architect at a large financial firm. Probably slightly geekier than the general population, but you can sure outdo me whatever topics you are into.
He reposted a link the the Substack with a different pull quote, but the substack article is unchanged.
October 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I wonder how many leaves need to stop blinking before they call the electric tree surgeon
September 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I might be stereotyping, but there is probably a reason this casino is giving away deep fryers and not salad spinners. #scoopfest
September 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I was trying to remember the name of the play "110 Stories", so I googled and the AI nonsense told me the following. Adding "9 11" to the search string lead me to the play's name.
Sending this to my kids (their drama club performed the play) replied with "did you know she killed her girlfriend?
September 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Im getting pretty good at judging exactly how much groceries will still fit in the paniers
September 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I can get rid of these, right?
August 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm not sure what you mean by particularly egregious, but what surprises me is when they are so used to them being the major villain Action-Hero Jesus is supposed to solve that they insert them into every conflict even when they aren't in the text:
August 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
No one here to pick them anymore. No one to receive them, but they'll keep blooming
May 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Michelle wanted Lilly of the valley flowers in her wedding bouquet. It was a little early in the season, but the florist managed somehow.
May 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If you see this post, post your getaway vehicle
May 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Why is a red metronome nearly twice the price of a blue one?
April 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There are lots of corrections that I've seen to people misquoting the Christian scriptures; that there weren't moneylenders and the lending is a medieval antisemitic trope on top of an existing troubling passage.
Talking about modern banking executive and calling them money changers feels even worse
April 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don't know what century this is from, but it isn't this one. I'm not sure it's from the last one or the one before that
April 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm guessing this is a different story than the one I know
February 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I'm wondering what this part of the pedestrian call button is for. I suspect it is haptic feedback for the state of the crosswalk
February 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I thought I was going to have to watch the entire show in this out of sync view, but it fixed itself after a minute
February 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
@shammaiintl.bsky.social is just mad because Beit Shammai winds up being the ellipses
January 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
He keeps deleting and reposting his comment when I reply
January 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Was this YouTube creator predicting 2 years ahead of time what software releases would occur?
January 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
and this diner still is very reminiscent of the Friendly's it once was
January 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I love how the Logan Express bus depot sign still has a bit of the feel of the 1960s Drive-in theater sign that it once was
January 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
December 27, 2024 at 1:27 AM
December 25, 2024 at 9:50 PM
All things considered, it's probably not *that* important
October 31, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I'm not sure the Frank Pepe in Chestnut Hill knows how to make a Fresh Tomato Pie (Pepe's tomato pie is actually more of a white pizza with tomato chunks. Only available July-Sep) ordered one and got a reg cheese pizza. I told them it wasn't right and tried to convince myself the replacement was it
September 8, 2024 at 1:41 AM