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Alan Burns
@alanburns.bsky.social
Kilmarnock-born Edinburgher, civil servant who likes a lot of music, niche trivia and funny stuff
Choosing to believe a Zappa head snowballed him for sullying Civilization Phase III
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Thanks Gary!
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
oooh nice
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I'm being redirected to the homepage when I click - maybe they put something up too soon - what was it?
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
So savage and fearsome it looks like it's just casually ambled into a primary school class on painting day and let the kids have at it
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
App's Last Tape
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I eventually had to stop reading Lee in the Guardian for this exact reason, just wading through the ever-expanding paragraph of Boris Johnson nicknames was exhausting. This is good though
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I think John Cale (via Shrek, and possibly Rufus Wainwright via its soundtrack album) has to take at least some of the Hallmark Hallelujah blame, that would certainly have been more people's frame of reference when it started being done to death by X Factor contestants
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Perhaps less well known among general anglophone audiences, but Männer by Herbert Groenemeyer is my favourite of this: it's a witty, knowing pisstake of masculinity that to this day (judging by YouTube comments) some people insist is a Mens' Rights anthem
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This film would be bad enough if it was an American remake of some halfway-decent Ringu-era Japanese movie, it doesn't even have that excuse
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Let's Make Love And Listen Death From Above, by Cansei de Ser Sexy (CSS), everything else on that album annoyed the shit out of me but that one song was such a floor-filling banger it was in a class of its own
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I must've listened to that album hundreds of times and never clocked she's quoting Shakespeare right before the Moby Dick bit; what with that, the Gravity's Rainbow song, the fantasy-comedy riff on the Fall of Man song and the closing Burroughs cameo, it's a thoroughly literary album
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Oh definitely, there's Viz things that live rent free in my head decades after reading them, like Robin Hood & Richard Littlejohn, The Turd of Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed and Gary Bushell The Bear
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM