Alan
alan.cool
Alan
@alan.cool
B2B tech PR person. "liquidindian" elsewhere. (he/him)

📍Liverpool
If they were genuinely interested in a healthier population they wouldn't be making noise about cutting the cycle to work scheme.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
- "🤞Hope everyone's okay!🤞"
- "How bad is the traffic? Is the road open yet?"
- Move on, and then repeat.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
You shut your mouth
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sounds rubbish, where does the AI go?
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Watching the football and was reminded of this. bsky.app/profile/city...
BREAKING: Nico O’Reilly is set to make his England debut tonight vs Serbia.

[Sami Mokbel, BBC Sport]
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You just need access to room like this. You may have to defeat a clawed villain with kung fu first. Call it an extra security layer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Must be a Hungarian thing.
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 AM
You get used to it pretty quickly. And you do get a towel.
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
How good are the local police at acting on camera reports? I used to report fairly regularly in London with some success but haven't done so here yet.
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I'll give you one chance at honesty. Did you insinuate my wife was a large-breasted hallucination in the Plymouth Herald?
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM