Akoltchak
@akoltchak.bsky.social
Writer, Actor, Stand Up Comedian, father & hopelessly in love. Nazis are, and will always be, evil sh*t. He/Him
Gavin Newsom is a 2% Bill Clinton
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Gavin Newsom is a 2% Bill Clinton
Peter Theil is a an assortment of rotted organ meats packed into a slimy, pink, fleshy sheath; a death sausage
February 8, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Peter Theil is a an assortment of rotted organ meats packed into a slimy, pink, fleshy sheath; a death sausage
Perfect Endings For These MAGAt NAZIS:
Pete Hegseth will suffer fatal hemorrhaging during a prison orgy; after wagering a pack of cigarettes that he can in fact endure 3 inmate's fists
Pete Hegseth will suffer fatal hemorrhaging during a prison orgy; after wagering a pack of cigarettes that he can in fact endure 3 inmate's fists
February 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Perfect Endings For These MAGAt NAZIS:
Pete Hegseth will suffer fatal hemorrhaging during a prison orgy; after wagering a pack of cigarettes that he can in fact endure 3 inmate's fists
Pete Hegseth will suffer fatal hemorrhaging during a prison orgy; after wagering a pack of cigarettes that he can in fact endure 3 inmate's fists
For the most part (89%[+/-3%]), the talented, the funny, the intelligent are leftists.
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
For the most part (89%[+/-3%]), the talented, the funny, the intelligent are leftists.
Somewhere in hell Fred Trump is raging about how his stupid fuckin' son can't even do Nazism right
February 7, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Somewhere in hell Fred Trump is raging about how his stupid fuckin' son can't even do Nazism right
Perfect Endings For These MAGAt NAZIS:
Kkkaroline Leavitt’s face will collapse from all the Botox and fillers. Her Uterus will betray her. And she will live her old age in a state-run nursing home, isolated, broken and stewing in excrement.
Kkkaroline Leavitt’s face will collapse from all the Botox and fillers. Her Uterus will betray her. And she will live her old age in a state-run nursing home, isolated, broken and stewing in excrement.
February 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Perfect Endings For These MAGAt NAZIS:
Kkkaroline Leavitt’s face will collapse from all the Botox and fillers. Her Uterus will betray her. And she will live her old age in a state-run nursing home, isolated, broken and stewing in excrement.
Kkkaroline Leavitt’s face will collapse from all the Botox and fillers. Her Uterus will betray her. And she will live her old age in a state-run nursing home, isolated, broken and stewing in excrement.
We are days away from trump saying the n-word into a hot mic
February 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
We are days away from trump saying the n-word into a hot mic
Reparations, then UBI. In that order
February 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Reparations, then UBI. In that order
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Every American needs to watch this:
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Every American needs to watch this:
A poem entitled, Little Pervert:
The only thing Stephen Miller will ever be remembered for,
is being a sadistic little pervert who wanted nothing but a race war
The only thing Stephen Miller will ever be remembered for,
is being a sadistic little pervert who wanted nothing but a race war
February 6, 2026 at 1:04 PM
A poem entitled, Little Pervert:
The only thing Stephen Miller will ever be remembered for,
is being a sadistic little pervert who wanted nothing but a race war
The only thing Stephen Miller will ever be remembered for,
is being a sadistic little pervert who wanted nothing but a race war
There are at least 15 grotesquely wealthy men reminiscing upon the halcyon times on Epstein's Island with nostalgic tears in their eyes. THEY'RE ALL CHILD-RAPING GHOULS
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
There are at least 15 grotesquely wealthy men reminiscing upon the halcyon times on Epstein's Island with nostalgic tears in their eyes. THEY'RE ALL CHILD-RAPING GHOULS
You wake up in the middle of the night, warm, thirsty and a little anxious. Your persistent thirst gets you out of bed. It's particularly dark and still. You fumble towards the kitchen. Parched, you need water. You turn on the light; and there's Stephen Miller, naked with a dead rat in his mouth.
February 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
You wake up in the middle of the night, warm, thirsty and a little anxious. Your persistent thirst gets you out of bed. It's particularly dark and still. You fumble towards the kitchen. Parched, you need water. You turn on the light; and there's Stephen Miller, naked with a dead rat in his mouth.
I have a theory (dream[?]) that Bill Clinton has some seriously vile eye-witness accounts of Trump on Epstein Island and is going to spill the tea while testifying in front of Congress...
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I have a theory (dream[?]) that Bill Clinton has some seriously vile eye-witness accounts of Trump on Epstein Island and is going to spill the tea while testifying in front of Congress...
He dies choking on his bloated, lesion infested tongue
February 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
He dies choking on his bloated, lesion infested tongue
Yo, the Pharos were cool and all, but let's not forget that they fucked their siblings to consolidate power.
February 4, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Yo, the Pharos were cool and all, but let's not forget that they fucked their siblings to consolidate power.
Stop calling them NAZIS! (sarcasm)
This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Stop calling them NAZIS! (sarcasm)
The Patriot Act and the the DHS were always deeply fucked-up. It was clear from their inception that they would be pointed against American citizens i.e. black and brown people.
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
The Patriot Act and the the DHS were always deeply fucked-up. It was clear from their inception that they would be pointed against American citizens i.e. black and brown people.
The notion that we must allow "great" men their "shortcomings" is such a crock of shit and responsible for a whole history of rape & murder
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
The notion that we must allow "great" men their "shortcomings" is such a crock of shit and responsible for a whole history of rape & murder
Bill Clinton is going to spill the tea about all the shit he saw between Trump & Epstein
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bill Clinton is going to spill the tea about all the shit he saw between Trump & Epstein
Reposted by Akoltchak
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#FUCK-ICE
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#FUCK-ICE
Remember her name: Aliya Rahman
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
Her testimony is everything and it deserves to be heard, by everyone. Decide for yourself.
It’s powerful. It’s gut-wrenching. And no one should have to survive what she did.
ICE MUST GO‼️
February 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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🚨TRUMP MELTS DOWN AT KAITLAN COLLINS
Trump lost it when CNN reporter
Kaitlan Collins asked him an Epstein related question.
Share this widely. linnocent people don't act like this:
KEEP THE HEAT UP. HE'S PANICKING.
Trump lost it when CNN reporter
Kaitlan Collins asked him an Epstein related question.
Share this widely. linnocent people don't act like this:
KEEP THE HEAT UP. HE'S PANICKING.
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
🚨TRUMP MELTS DOWN AT KAITLAN COLLINS
Trump lost it when CNN reporter
Kaitlan Collins asked him an Epstein related question.
Share this widely. linnocent people don't act like this:
KEEP THE HEAT UP. HE'S PANICKING.
Trump lost it when CNN reporter
Kaitlan Collins asked him an Epstein related question.
Share this widely. linnocent people don't act like this:
KEEP THE HEAT UP. HE'S PANICKING.
"We're in the process of disappearing all the hard-working migrant workers --the ones that are willing to work the low paying shit jobs-- and filling the ensuing void with the uneducated and the inbred."
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
"We're in the process of disappearing all the hard-working migrant workers --the ones that are willing to work the low paying shit jobs-- and filling the ensuing void with the uneducated and the inbred."
Vive la France
and fuck elon musk
and fuck elon musk
February 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Vive la France
and fuck elon musk
and fuck elon musk
Reposted by Akoltchak
Did Trump have an accident during a recent press conference? I found a couple suspicious parts in the audio, isolated them, increased the volume and repeated them a few times. I got the video from the official White House YouTube channel. You decide.
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Did Trump have an accident during a recent press conference? I found a couple suspicious parts in the audio, isolated them, increased the volume and repeated them a few times. I got the video from the official White House YouTube channel. You decide.
I hear FOX is developing a show called: Jeffery Epstein: Child-Trafficker To The Rich and Famous
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I hear FOX is developing a show called: Jeffery Epstein: Child-Trafficker To The Rich and Famous