Alex Klotz
@aklotz.bsky.social
Physics professor at California State University, Long Beach. Interested in knots, DNA, and knotted DNA.
Anglo-Saxon historians, can we just agree that the world would be a funnier place if we all said that Aethelred the Unready was actually unready for his responsibilities, and not just poorly advised or whathaveyou?
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Anglo-Saxon historians, can we just agree that the world would be a funnier place if we all said that Aethelred the Unready was actually unready for his responsibilities, and not just poorly advised or whathaveyou?
Glitchless any% errormaxing Overleaf speedrun
November 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Glitchless any% errormaxing Overleaf speedrun
Looked up how much the @calstate.bsky.social paid OpenAI, it's 16.9 million dollars. (Purchase order 2400029476)
@cfaunited.bsky.social
@cfaunited.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Looked up how much the @calstate.bsky.social paid OpenAI, it's 16.9 million dollars. (Purchase order 2400029476)
@cfaunited.bsky.social
@cfaunited.bsky.social
Outlined shadowed gradient comic sans, you know this will be good
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Outlined shadowed gradient comic sans, you know this will be good
If you ever submit a paper to the journal Soft Matter, do not use the word "via" at all, or else the editors will italicize it and make you look like an idiot who italicizes random words in the middle of sentence for no reason.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If you ever submit a paper to the journal Soft Matter, do not use the word "via" at all, or else the editors will italicize it and make you look like an idiot who italicizes random words in the middle of sentence for no reason.
@mscommunity.bsky.social if Windows 10 support has ended why are you still externally restarting my computer to install updates? That's the whole benefit of no more support, I get to use my computer as I like!
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
@mscommunity.bsky.social if Windows 10 support has ended why are you still externally restarting my computer to install updates? That's the whole benefit of no more support, I get to use my computer as I like!
Told a border guard I was a physics professor and he had me tell him the equation for force before letting me back into the United Kingdom.
November 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Told a border guard I was a physics professor and he had me tell him the equation for force before letting me back into the United Kingdom.
Reposted by Alex Klotz
"Why do you like membrane bending simulations so much?"
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Why do you like membrane bending simulations so much?"
One of my pet peeves is the persistent belief that signatures are magical.
October 30, 2025 at 12:28 PM
One of my pet peeves is the persistent belief that signatures are magical.
The prolific @johncarlosbaez.bsky.social is giving TWO different talks in Edinburgh today, and I'll have to miss both.
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The prolific @johncarlosbaez.bsky.social is giving TWO different talks in Edinburgh today, and I'll have to miss both.
Why are you, as a conference organizer, asking for a 500-800 word abstract.
October 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Why are you, as a conference organizer, asking for a 500-800 word abstract.
Any discussion about knot theory invariable ends up with a demonstration of how to get Rob Scharein's cat on the surface of a knot in KnotPlot
October 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Any discussion about knot theory invariable ends up with a demonstration of how to get Rob Scharein's cat on the surface of a knot in KnotPlot
Magnetic field around a knotted wire
October 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Magnetic field around a knotted wire
A good physics day for guys named John.
October 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
A good physics day for guys named John.
The @canjphysics.bsky.social just followed me and this reminded me of the time about 10 years ago that my paper was rejected there because the referee thought I should acknowledge that he was on the path to win a Nobel prize in high school.
October 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The @canjphysics.bsky.social just followed me and this reminded me of the time about 10 years ago that my paper was rejected there because the referee thought I should acknowledge that he was on the path to win a Nobel prize in high school.
Three major problems that have been solved in my lifetime:
-ozone depletion
-acid rain
-USB plugs that are always upside down the first two times you try to plug them in
-ozone depletion
-acid rain
-USB plugs that are always upside down the first two times you try to plug them in
October 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Three major problems that have been solved in my lifetime:
-ozone depletion
-acid rain
-USB plugs that are always upside down the first two times you try to plug them in
-ozone depletion
-acid rain
-USB plugs that are always upside down the first two times you try to plug them in
New preprint with Ryan Blair and student Jonathan Strange, developing a new way to detect if ellipses form Borromean rings. It is 150 times faster than using the Jones polynomial!
arxiv.org/html/2509.15...
arxiv.org/html/2509.15...
September 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
New preprint with Ryan Blair and student Jonathan Strange, developing a new way to detect if ellipses form Borromean rings. It is 150 times faster than using the Jones polynomial!
arxiv.org/html/2509.15...
arxiv.org/html/2509.15...
COVID watchers, how high do we think this trend will get before the next zenith?
September 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
COVID watchers, how high do we think this trend will get before the next zenith?
What would this scatterplot look like? On the x axis is the mass of objects from electrons up to tanker ships. On the y axis is the fastest speed humans have managed to make it go.
August 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
What would this scatterplot look like? On the x axis is the mass of objects from electrons up to tanker ships. On the y axis is the fastest speed humans have managed to make it go.
What if we kissed 👉👈 in the topological jellyfish
August 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
What if we kissed 👉👈 in the topological jellyfish
Inverted Wolfram Alpha logo spotted at St. Mark's basilica in Venice
July 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Inverted Wolfram Alpha logo spotted at St. Mark's basilica in Venice
Reading "Termination Shock" by Neil Stephenson and I find it funny that even though the book is about dealing with a global environmental crisis, he takes every opportunity he can to point out how stupid he thinks environmentalists are.
July 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Reading "Termination Shock" by Neil Stephenson and I find it funny that even though the book is about dealing with a global environmental crisis, he takes every opportunity he can to point out how stupid he thinks environmentalists are.