akatzel.bsky.social
@akatzel.bsky.social
a man in a suit and tie is saying whataat
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying whataat
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Sounds simple enough. Does that include the cost of uprooting your family and moving to a place where you need to find a home, job, and are statistically more likely have a lower overall quality of life, Mr Secretary?
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
a man with a beard is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Verified!
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Over the years I've done a lot of growin' up
Gettin' drunk, throwin' up, cuffed up, then I said I had enough
There must be another route, way out to money and fame
I changed my name, played a different game
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Doesn’t sound like the plan involved much planning.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The bizarro Barnes Foundation.
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Ah, who could forget Dr Z. He not only improved my skin. He improved my life!

Isabel R
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Looks more laser printed on aggregate than engraved, but who am I to argue with genius?
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“Wicked XIV: Elphaba and Glinda in Boston. Wicked Smaht and Wicked Cool”
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Penn unfortunately is learning the hard way an eternal lesson of history - accommodation to authoritarians merely strengthens the authoritarian and begets further attacks. Once you signal you will bend the knee, the authoritarian knows all he needs to know about you.
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
What music do you suppose Apple will assign to this memory in his photo album?
November 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Not witch. Warlock.

youtu.be/lx-NFho8NcM
Doofenwarlock - Not witch, Warlock! It's a robe! Not a dress!
YouTube video by Professor Hulk
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Bruh sure likes his toy planes.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Earthquakes caused by the giant Balrog that lives under the Pacific Ocean experiencing indigestion.
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Russia, Texas that is. Somewhere in the vicinity of Paris, Texas.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
And a phantom mask for the President to wear around the White House basement while devising malevolent revenge schemes.
a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up while wearing a mask
ALT: a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up while wearing a mask
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
One possible reason - crypto has no inherent value?
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The place formerly known as Auto Zone. Now just “Park While You Buy Stuff Zone”
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM