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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I likely die comically only because of the rescue attempt.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Car break ins down down 50% since 2023. Allegedly even more of a drop off in SF
April 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Car break ins down down 50% since 2023. Allegedly even more of a drop off in SF
April 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
In his debut in 1938 he could only hurdle a 20 story building with his strength and he gets around Metropolis by running across power lines.
In 1941 an animated version gave him flight, allegedly because it simplified plots.
December 21, 2024 at 1:40 AM
😭
December 15, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre.
December 12, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Welcome to transit bluesky
December 3, 2024 at 7:27 AM
Mystified by this experience with music. I’ve been to performances. The musicians did their job and it was okay. I suppose I’ve never had a religious experience either.
October 22, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I’ve just received my first age appropriate spam/scam bot text. The profile pic, for the first time, was not a 20 year old girl.
September 20, 2024 at 5:08 PM
You‘ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

I regret to inform you I am never coming home.
September 6, 2024 at 1:23 AM
You’ve robbed a bank. Who is your getaway driver?
August 25, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Styracosaurus, but honestly it’s just hipster Triceratops
August 24, 2024 at 5:13 AM
August 22, 2024 at 10:49 PM
August 20, 2024 at 1:03 AM
The thing about Obama, is that turnout was crazy good. Being terribly charismatic matters.
August 15, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Honorable mention
July 28, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Post a movie from the year you turned 18
July 28, 2024 at 11:34 PM
I found these the most relevant arguments from the piece:
July 4, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Your people have always existed
June 22, 2024 at 6:52 PM
The Founder (2016)
June 22, 2024 at 7:54 AM
June 21, 2024 at 7:01 PM
June 21, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Resort with a tweet you still think about
June 16, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Finally. Star Control II
June 7, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I was in 3rd grade.
June 2, 2024 at 4:10 AM