Just noticed that the photo is clearly taken in their home, not the shop. I'm just imagining them seeing it in the store and quietly fuming all the way as they buy it and bring it back just to take a photo for an angry post.
Pathetically dedicated to being joyless.

Wait a minute, is she dressed up like the "she's so crazzzzy love her" meme (just minus the chips)?

"How do I take care of baby?"
Not only is there a whole industry of help courses / books / videos / forums already out there to look at. But also this is the perfect bonding moment for you and your own parents (if they are still a part of your life). Why rob yourself of that?

i think about this a lot