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AJRed
@ajred.bsky.social
Gentleman slacker. #TOTP botherer. Public service shitposting.
Yeah, even the biggest AI evangelist tech companies, pumping millions into developing and marketing their features can't seem to come up with a single good use case for it.

Should I rub this in my eye to see if it's spicy? How do I wear shoes? What's a door?
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
"Check responses". No shit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Baby, we were born to
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
He fell flat on his arse!
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
"The feminists felt that I’d sold out by not being outraged. They wanted me to denounce Frank Muir, but it would have been like hitting a jelly. He’s such a sweetheart, he would have dissolved in shame."
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I hope it spins.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Ooh, you've got a voice.

This is like discovering Des Lynam had legs.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Have you ever wanted to get on the podcast Uncanny? Well have I got the property for you!
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ooh, free weights bench!
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Just this morning

App notification: You have a message from school.

App message from school: We have sent you an email. Please refer to the email for further information.

Email: ???
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Britain's Favourite Christmas Adverts on Channel 5. I'm a disgrace.
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM