Those are special agents. This is uniformed division.

Not uniformed division. Those are special agents.

DHS doesn’t do that in house.

And if you actually understand Star Wars, you know Anakin’s story is about fear, unchecked power, and the slide into fascism, not a heroic arc to borrow for PR.

“We’ll deport a million people!” is political Mad Libs: pick a scary number, add a scary noun, and hope nobody asks how it works. It’s not immigration policy, it’s a math problem written by someone who’s never had to solve one.

Shit posting your way to own the libs.

It’s giving Infrastructure week vibes

Working on it.

Totally fair — shoutout to grocers everywhere for keeping us alive with berries and brie. My beef’s not with them, it’s with putting someone in charge of natsec who’d never even heard of CP3 a year ago. The last dude to have that job literally spent his career hunting bin Laden.

Take this with a grain of salt since I worked at DHS, but yeah—I&A had its public L’s, no doubt. But behind the scenes, it filled critical gaps no one else would. Killing it now, in this threat environment, isn’t bold. It’s reckless.

The same political figures who once spread paranoid fantasies about “FEMA camps” are now using actual FEMA funds to build real detention camps — in a national preserve, without oversight, transparency, or basic infrastructure.

Even Richard Nixon backed away from developing this site after the first ever federal environmental impact report in 1969.

They stole land from the local government, built this facility on a flood plane, have no sewage plan and will likely dump it in the Everglades that feeds Miami’s 2.7M people. There’s a reason why no one has built anything on this land — it floods, a lot. Like seen here with a small summer storm.