Andy
@ajheppel.bsky.social
#NUFC fan and European football fan
What a waste of a season this is starting to feel like. Scoreline tonight not fully reflective but the total drop off after 1-0 is really poor. #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 10:00 PM
What a waste of a season this is starting to feel like. Scoreline tonight not fully reflective but the total drop off after 1-0 is really poor. #NUFC
The subs had to be made proactively. Give them something fresh to think (worry) about before they have a chance to score the third. Too late....again. #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The subs had to be made proactively. Give them something fresh to think (worry) about before they have a chance to score the third. Too late....again. #NUFC
Better than I had hoped for. Bruno is the obvious miss and its hurting us particularly through the middle. Great finish from Gordon, poor lapses from us for their goals. Where was this level of application against Wolves!?
Anfield is a whiny mess when they aren't having it all their own way #NUFC
Anfield is a whiny mess when they aren't having it all their own way #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Better than I had hoped for. Bruno is the obvious miss and its hurting us particularly through the middle. Great finish from Gordon, poor lapses from us for their goals. Where was this level of application against Wolves!?
Anfield is a whiny mess when they aren't having it all their own way #NUFC
Anfield is a whiny mess when they aren't having it all their own way #NUFC
Really annoying to wait all day building up to the 8pm KO and seeing that team. Going away to any side (let alone Anfield) and not starting a striker optically looks horrendous. #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Really annoying to wait all day building up to the 8pm KO and seeing that team. Going away to any side (let alone Anfield) and not starting a striker optically looks horrendous. #NUFC
Anthony Gordon as a central striker does not work. It's been tried 12 games with zero goals. Put it back in the box and lock in a cupboard. #NUFC
January 31, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Anthony Gordon as a central striker does not work. It's been tried 12 games with zero goals. Put it back in the box and lock in a cupboard. #NUFC
Rings true still a month on. Limp and lifeless display.
I'm bored of watching this same game (and gameplan) every single week. No subs before 65mins regardless of the circumstances. Genuinely what are they trying to do. #NUFC
January 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Rings true still a month on. Limp and lifeless display.
Where do you even start with today? Once again limp and lifeless. We could have played until Xmas and not scored. We just do not shoot, ever. No clue what the plan was today (you could the same vs Wolves). Epitome of a mid table nothing team, and a dire watch at that #NUFC
January 25, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Where do you even start with today? Once again limp and lifeless. We could have played until Xmas and not scored. We just do not shoot, ever. No clue what the plan was today (you could the same vs Wolves). Epitome of a mid table nothing team, and a dire watch at that #NUFC
Absolutely abysmal and not for the first time this season. Defending like statues, don't take on/beat your man and don't shoot. No idea how anyone can think thats anything but unacceptable. Limp and lifeless #NUFC
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Absolutely abysmal and not for the first time this season. Defending like statues, don't take on/beat your man and don't shoot. No idea how anyone can think thats anything but unacceptable. Limp and lifeless #NUFC
Have to say there is a noticeable (and very welcome) uptick in the traffic on BlueSky in the last few weeks.
January 22, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Have to say there is a noticeable (and very welcome) uptick in the traffic on BlueSky in the last few weeks.
When the drugs start to kick in...
January 18, 2026 at 4:55 PM
When the drugs start to kick in...
Not good for the head or the heart but certainly raises the spirit!
RAMSDALE SAVES FROM DIAKITE AND WE'RE IN THE FOURTH ROUND OF THE FA CUP!! 🤩
Newcastle United: ☑️❌❌☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️
AFC Bournemouth: ☑️❌☑️❌☑️☑️☑️☑️❌
Newcastle United: ☑️❌❌☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️
AFC Bournemouth: ☑️❌☑️❌☑️☑️☑️☑️❌
January 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Not good for the head or the heart but certainly raises the spirit!
And to top it all off seeing the mackems with that panenka pen miss before going on to get pumped at Brentford is a cherry on the cake. #NUFC #WhatANight
January 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
And to top it all off seeing the mackems with that panenka pen miss before going on to get pumped at Brentford is a cherry on the cake. #NUFC #WhatANight
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January 6, 2026 at 10:50 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Back from the archives. back on the Tyne. ✨🖤🤍
Introducing the Newcastle United adidas 95 Collection, available 13th January.
Become a Mags+ Member by 12pm, Saturday 10th Jan for your chance to get early access.
Introducing the Newcastle United adidas 95 Collection, available 13th January.
Become a Mags+ Member by 12pm, Saturday 10th Jan for your chance to get early access.
I'm bored of watching this same game (and gameplan) every single week. No subs before 65mins regardless of the circumstances. Genuinely what are they trying to do. #NUFC
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm bored of watching this same game (and gameplan) every single week. No subs before 65mins regardless of the circumstances. Genuinely what are they trying to do. #NUFC
It is, in fact, incredibly possible.
Impossible not to feel sympathy for Alexander Isak 🤕
Didn't even get to enjoy the high of what on a personal level should be a massive, relief-inducing goal, before the low of an injury struck. Football can be a cruel game 😞
Didn't even get to enjoy the high of what on a personal level should be a massive, relief-inducing goal, before the low of an injury struck. Football can be a cruel game 😞
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It is, in fact, incredibly possible.