But can they refer to stomach sizes by comparing them to various sports balls?

Sounds like a perfect idea for a villain actually

Haha, yeah when I played melee as a kid with my little brother we'd just run around temple and make up personalities for everyone. We had that black and white Kirby as Satan and link and zelda were on dates while beating the crap out of each other

The age part is fine, cause it makes blocking under-age people easier, but of I know your birthday, then I know your date of birth. Which is a common security question.

Showing their asses with the gendered insults they've been using too.