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Ahten
@ahten.bsky.social
Owl
27 they/them
Musician (technically)
avy by @ravenpelt.bsky.social
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not gonna be able to unthink this now
atp those “i’m sorry for my tesla” things feel like the car equivalent of when people fuck up your pronouns and make everyone in the room uncomfortable about it
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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i’m not a submissive, i’m a henchman. show me that cock and i’m on it, boss
January 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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Absolutely horrendous idea: a site like Letterboxd or Goodreads but instead of rating the media itself you rate how good the fan base is.
December 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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if you put an artist and a 4tranner in an overanalyzing anatomy competition they’d both kill themselves
December 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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aw fuck dude not you again
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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hey guys i was just playing with the lava lamps at Cloudflare, hope nothing bad happened
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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i long for the days when i wasn’t so acutely aware of my place in the world. i yearn for the perception of innocence that, really, was always just the ignorance of childhood. i feel like a snowball, rolling down a hill, growing in size to one day violently crash. chili cheese dip and tortilla chips
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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trans people are the vanguard of human freedom, pioneers in morphological liberty and conscripts in the fight against the most intimate of tyrannies: nature

everyday they liberate themselves from the shackles of biology to live as they choose not bound by tradition or cruft; everyday a prison break
September 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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herd community 🍁🦌
September 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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A Fiend-ly neighbourhood owl!
August 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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September 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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A Levvy!
July 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.
August 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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girl who has most of her life ahead of her: chat… its so over…
July 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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i'm the original starwoker
June 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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trans women shouldn’t be ashamed of their small tits. those AAs could power a gameboy advance for hours
June 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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a cock tattoo, otherwise known as
May 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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i have been informed that its literally “shoe gaze” and not shugazé and i’m going to kms
i don’t even know what shoegaze is when i read it i just think tony soprano saying the word and go “hehehehe yeah he would say it like that”
May 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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i know it's really tight these days, so please don't feel bad if you can't help, but if you can spare a bit mine and my partner's dog is in need of surgery

i don't like asking for help, and if i can nab employment soon i know i can fill at least part of this gap, anything is appreciated
Donate to Help Ginger Get Life-Saving Surgery, organized by Amber Noftle
My dog Ginger needs to have an emergency surgery to get a mass on her spleen removed.… Amber Noftle needs your support for Help Ginger Get Life-Saving Surgery
www.gofundme.com
May 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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plugging @bazzite.gg for the gamers it comes with everything gaming related set up OOB and has images for both your desktop and your handhelds, it’s fantastic
periodic reminder now's the time to learn linux before microsoft completely chokes you out. grab a cheap second drive while you still can, install (e.g.) endeavour os and fuck around and get your kicks in while dual booting is still viable
May 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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highly recommend growing tits they're great
April 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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@ahten.bsky.social fuck you for making me mishear a lyric as "working for penis"
April 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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hello bottom surgeon, I am going into battle, and I want only your fattest pussy

you cant handle my pussies, theyre too fat for you

surgeon, listen to me, I want only your fattest pussy

my pussies would kill you, you cannot handle my pussies, you better go to a surgeon that makes less fat pussies
April 7, 2025 at 6:15 AM