thomas irvine
@ahermitsvino.bsky.social
tragedy -> farce -> tragifarce -> something good?
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30yo [giving a speech at their party]: One score and ten years ago...
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
30yo [giving a speech at their party]: One score and ten years ago...
Something to do with greasing palms
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Something to do with greasing palms
Glocks Won't Save Us
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Glocks Won't Save Us
This is the recipe I use, from Stephanie Alexander. I reduce curing time and the sugar a little bit and always use vodka. There are heaps of great recipes online. Keeps for a little over a week
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This is the recipe I use, from Stephanie Alexander. I reduce curing time and the sugar a little bit and always use vodka. There are heaps of great recipes online. Keeps for a little over a week
Have you tried making your own gravlax? Delicious, pretty straightforward, and about a ⅓ the price of prepackaged smoked salmon
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Have you tried making your own gravlax? Delicious, pretty straightforward, and about a ⅓ the price of prepackaged smoked salmon
Regional Car Dealership Rococo Printer Jam
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Regional Car Dealership Rococo Printer Jam
🎶Shake hands with danger🎶
October 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
🎶Shake hands with danger🎶
The Shock of the New, Robert Hughes' series on Modern Art
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October 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The Shock of the New, Robert Hughes' series on Modern Art
This makes the Clippy mpreg somehow even worse
Gilbert Gottfried Was the Voice of Clippy
Clippy was ‘the most annoying thing in computer history’ and Gilbert Gottfried was the perfect comedian to voice him.
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October 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
This makes the Clippy mpreg somehow even worse
"What I lack in flappy wings, I make up for in deadly springs"
October 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"What I lack in flappy wings, I make up for in deadly springs"
Buttigieg is clearly a Ricardian
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Buttigieg is clearly a Ricardian
Three hundred and seventy dollarydoos?!
October 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Three hundred and seventy dollarydoos?!
Accelerating your process has a tendency to release your product as soon as possible
October 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Accelerating your process has a tendency to release your product as soon as possible
Felt to me like they were inviting you to tutor the brass and woodwind section of the wondrous symphony
October 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Felt to me like they were inviting you to tutor the brass and woodwind section of the wondrous symphony
Veritably, there is a pasta at the intersection of horror, comedy, and eroticism
October 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Veritably, there is a pasta at the intersection of horror, comedy, and eroticism
Free the Weatherboard Nine!
October 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Free the Weatherboard Nine!