Adam Harward
@aharward.bsky.social
Middle school teacher. Aspiring gardener. Girl dad. Books, coffee, and hiking. Trying to be a Christian.
The worst part of living on the east coast is the sports schedules. Some west coast basketball games don’t start until 11.
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The worst part of living on the east coast is the sports schedules. Some west coast basketball games don’t start until 11.
The tax return of the king
October 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The tax return of the king
Same! I’m 6’6.” I’m terrible if I ever have to describe how tall someone else is. My go-to answer is “well they are shorter than me.“
August 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Same! I’m 6’6.” I’m terrible if I ever have to describe how tall someone else is. My go-to answer is “well they are shorter than me.“
This is…bleak. There is no bottom. I hate this.
June 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This is…bleak. There is no bottom. I hate this.
I teach 5th and 6th grade, and I guess that’s kind of where my sense of humor lives.
June 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I teach 5th and 6th grade, and I guess that’s kind of where my sense of humor lives.
This is also perfect for LotR, either collectively or individually:
The Lord of the Butthole
The Fellowship of the Butthole
The Two Buttholes
The Butthole of the King
(Almost went with The Return of the Butthole)
The Lord of the Butthole
The Fellowship of the Butthole
The Two Buttholes
The Butthole of the King
(Almost went with The Return of the Butthole)
June 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is also perfect for LotR, either collectively or individually:
The Lord of the Butthole
The Fellowship of the Butthole
The Two Buttholes
The Butthole of the King
(Almost went with The Return of the Butthole)
The Lord of the Butthole
The Fellowship of the Butthole
The Two Buttholes
The Butthole of the King
(Almost went with The Return of the Butthole)
Counterpoint: this is where super heroes come from.
a man in a red and blue spiderman costume is standing in front of a glass door .
Alt: Spider-man being awkward.
media.tenor.com
May 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Counterpoint: this is where super heroes come from.
The jump from “there are some places that you should not bring an infant” to “there are no places where you should bring an infant”
May 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The jump from “there are some places that you should not bring an infant” to “there are no places where you should bring an infant”
But he’s not. He goes to work. He just plays with his kids when he’s home.
May 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
But he’s not. He goes to work. He just plays with his kids when he’s home.
Grabbed two books from the awesome Bennington Bookshop in Vermont!
April 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Grabbed two books from the awesome Bennington Bookshop in Vermont!
Big Short 2: The Shortening
April 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Big Short 2: The Shortening
It’s crazy that during the circle of life song when Simba is born, it’s the first time this presentation of a prince has ever happened. It’s not so much a circle, just an…event.
April 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It’s crazy that during the circle of life song when Simba is born, it’s the first time this presentation of a prince has ever happened. It’s not so much a circle, just an…event.