Adam Harward
aharward.bsky.social
Adam Harward
@aharward.bsky.social
Middle school teacher. Aspiring gardener. Girl dad. Books, coffee, and hiking. Trying to be a Christian.
The worst part of living on the east coast is the sports schedules. Some west coast basketball games don’t start until 11.
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The tax return of the king
October 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Same! I’m 6’6.” I’m terrible if I ever have to describe how tall someone else is. My go-to answer is “well they are shorter than me.“
August 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is…bleak. There is no bottom. I hate this.
June 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I teach 5th and 6th grade, and I guess that’s kind of where my sense of humor lives.
June 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is also perfect for LotR, either collectively or individually:

The Lord of the Butthole
The Fellowship of the Butthole
The Two Buttholes
The Butthole of the King
(Almost went with The Return of the Butthole)
June 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
June 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Counterpoint: this is where super heroes come from.
a man in a red and blue spiderman costume is standing in front of a glass door .
Alt: Spider-man being awkward.
media.tenor.com
May 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The jump from “there are some places that you should not bring an infant” to “there are no places where you should bring an infant”
May 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
But he’s not. He goes to work. He just plays with his kids when he’s home.
May 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Grabbed two books from the awesome Bennington Bookshop in Vermont!
April 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Big Short 2: The Shortening
April 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It’s crazy that during the circle of life song when Simba is born, it’s the first time this presentation of a prince has ever happened. It’s not so much a circle, just an…event.
April 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM