Amy (Elison) Wylykanowitz
@agwylyk.bsky.social
Mother of four with a grocery budget and an axe to grind.
I lulled myself to sleep last night with fantasies of being the lead character in a David Baldacci novel. It would only take one rogue CIA agent to right this ship.
October 24, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I lulled myself to sleep last night with fantasies of being the lead character in a David Baldacci novel. It would only take one rogue CIA agent to right this ship.
And HE’S going to lead the war on crime? How do people twist their brains for acceptance. Sincerely. Because my brain hurts from overthinking about it.
October 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
And HE’S going to lead the war on crime? How do people twist their brains for acceptance. Sincerely. Because my brain hurts from overthinking about it.
Saw a post on another platform, “I’m a Jewish woman. I would no more end my life by gas chamber than Trey Reed would use a tree.” Let that sink in. Thank you Colin Kaepernick for being a better leader than our elected officials.
October 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Saw a post on another platform, “I’m a Jewish woman. I would no more end my life by gas chamber than Trey Reed would use a tree.” Let that sink in. Thank you Colin Kaepernick for being a better leader than our elected officials.
It’s been awhile because I’ve just been so overwhelmed with THAT. I was not made to be a hermit. But it’s getting harder to go out my front door into the United States. Physically or virtually. 😐
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s been awhile because I’ve just been so overwhelmed with THAT. I was not made to be a hermit. But it’s getting harder to go out my front door into the United States. Physically or virtually. 😐
Haven’t been on BLSKY in awhile. Struggle with word count. Didn’t put up my 4Th decoration. My kids are ok. They get it. 😔
July 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Haven’t been on BLSKY in awhile. Struggle with word count. Didn’t put up my 4Th decoration. My kids are ok. They get it. 😔
I’ve unfollowed every “resistance” group on FB except for local action group. Gripping onto sanity be a mere thread. And I hold each Trump voter personally responsible.
June 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I’ve unfollowed every “resistance” group on FB except for local action group. Gripping onto sanity be a mere thread. And I hold each Trump voter personally responsible.
Ahhh…so much to unpack with HBO Max’s Surviving Ohio State. But why am I sharing my newest rage watch? … 🧵
June 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ahhh…so much to unpack with HBO Max’s Surviving Ohio State. But why am I sharing my newest rage watch? … 🧵
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Four months down. Still no Target, Walmart, or Amazon. Still happily using Goods Unite Us app. Keeping my money close and local.
June 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Four months down. Still no Target, Walmart, or Amazon. Still happily using Goods Unite Us app. Keeping my money close and local.
I wrote a screed on Facebook. 16 likes, 20 comments. Somedays I *do* wish I could keep my mouth shut. I miss having friends. But. I can’t.
May 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I wrote a screed on Facebook. 16 likes, 20 comments. Somedays I *do* wish I could keep my mouth shut. I miss having friends. But. I can’t.
Can’t break the FB addiction. The lack of word count is my narcotic.
May 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Can’t break the FB addiction. The lack of word count is my narcotic.
There’s a 60+ woman at church who salivates over Trump like a high school flame who got away. Then posts “Jesus Loves You” wherever she can. This is all I see…
May 6, 2025 at 11:12 AM
There’s a 60+ woman at church who salivates over Trump like a high school flame who got away. Then posts “Jesus Loves You” wherever she can. This is all I see…
Trump the Toddler now wants to be Pope. “Mummy, I want to play with the jewels! Make them! Those jewels should be mine!” That boy needed a good whoopin’ back in the day.
May 3, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Trump the Toddler now wants to be Pope. “Mummy, I want to play with the jewels! Make them! Those jewels should be mine!” That boy needed a good whoopin’ back in the day.
How much do I miss Target, Amazon, Walmart? Not. At. All.
April 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
How much do I miss Target, Amazon, Walmart? Not. At. All.
Marjorie Taylor Green is the punchline to every joke. Try it! Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not Marjorie Taylor Green? Yes! 🤣
April 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Marjorie Taylor Green is the punchline to every joke. Try it! Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I’m not Marjorie Taylor Green? Yes! 🤣
Survivin’ the #trumpslump with a little bit of spit, a little bit of grit, and a whole lotta glitter. 😄
April 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Survivin’ the #trumpslump with a little bit of spit, a little bit of grit, and a whole lotta glitter. 😄
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Imagine thinking that tech people who blow millions on baubles are inherently more efficient than a Head Start teacher who is forced to feed and entertain 20 toddlers with change she scrounged from under the car seat.
April 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Imagine thinking that tech people who blow millions on baubles are inherently more efficient than a Head Start teacher who is forced to feed and entertain 20 toddlers with change she scrounged from under the car seat.
I liken the MAGAs doubling down on the current Republican administration to an impotent man who beats their partner for having first hand knowledge. The rage.
April 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I liken the MAGAs doubling down on the current Republican administration to an impotent man who beats their partner for having first hand knowledge. The rage.
I don’t know who has it worse in my house with the SaveAct. Me, and my right to vote with the name I’ve used for 23 years? Or my daughters (3) who now don’t have an escape clause to “Wylykanowitz”. Just keeping it real. 🤣
April 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I don’t know who has it worse in my house with the SaveAct. Me, and my right to vote with the name I’ve used for 23 years? Or my daughters (3) who now don’t have an escape clause to “Wylykanowitz”. Just keeping it real. 🤣
I was laughing so hard hard last night I was crying. Described myself as the strongest resistance fighter out there because of my strong embrace of *all* of the store boycotts. My son, “You already despised shopping.” I know! But now it’s not just weird.” 🤣
April 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I was laughing so hard hard last night I was crying. Described myself as the strongest resistance fighter out there because of my strong embrace of *all* of the store boycotts. My son, “You already despised shopping.” I know! But now it’s not just weird.” 🤣
Ahhh…maybe this is just what I needed to finally win my 40 yr. battle of the bulge. Good looking out, guys 🥹🫶
you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
April 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Ahhh…maybe this is just what I needed to finally win my 40 yr. battle of the bulge. Good looking out, guys 🥹🫶
Went to high school on an island that sat between Michigan and Amherst, Canada. Saw this photo and thought, “Promise?” 😄
April 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Went to high school on an island that sat between Michigan and Amherst, Canada. Saw this photo and thought, “Promise?” 😄
College daughter making her momma’s heart proud yesterday. Reported count of 3k in lil’ ol’ Marquette, MI. 🥹🫶
April 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
College daughter making her momma’s heart proud yesterday. Reported count of 3k in lil’ ol’ Marquette, MI. 🥹🫶
In tears as I turned to my eleven year old daughter yesterday, “We just experienced a moment in history.” May God bless Senator Cory Booker from New Jersey. ❤️🩹🇺🇸
April 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
In tears as I turned to my eleven year old daughter yesterday, “We just experienced a moment in history.” May God bless Senator Cory Booker from New Jersey. ❤️🩹🇺🇸
Apparently United just inked a deal with Starlink? Boycott!!! (I haven’t flown United in 20years 🤣)
March 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Apparently United just inked a deal with Starlink? Boycott!!! (I haven’t flown United in 20years 🤣)