Here's how it works. Sister put all of mom's xmas cookies and associated tupperware in the oven to make counter space when we were kids. She then forgot and preheated the oven. Now Virginia gets the utensils, mom gets a cute story with that and other memories, sister gets trolled. Everyone wins.

Horner getting got and Yuki taking the 2nd seat make it a lot easier to like him for some reason

It took a little palm greasing but we finally got our son a spot in a Nokian Star preschool one town over

Sleepy Joe emptied America's strategic Wayans reserve and we're going to be dealing with the ramifications for at least a generation

What planet do you live on?

That was my first thought on it this morning