What's that old saw from the Bush (the Lesser's) Administration:

"How did ExxonMobil's oil get under their land?"

What's really blowing my coiffure back is they are beating (albeit easy opponents) with *basketball* scores. One of their games was 73-0. I had to look it up in a couple of different sites to make sure that was real 🫨

I don't even eat meat and drew the short straw for cooking the bird at Thanksgiving. I brined it for 24 hours, bagged it, and the carnivores came back for thirds. Just dropping this in case that info helps you 😊

If ever there was a case for the death penalty, this skid mark of an excuse for a person makes it incontestable.

Yeah, that Big, Beautiful Wall we heard so much about? It's to keep people in as much as it is to put on a show of keeping people out.

I guess they assumed there were more sleazeballs and emotionally stunted trolls with unresolved childhood issues that would fall for this bullshit than there are.

Yeah, whatever they call it, the real name will be, "Die Poors, Die. Your treasure awaits you in Heaven, so hope you're square with Mr. Jesus"

If there is an afterlife, I'm gonna be speaking fistfight with God myself 🤣

Bari Weiss' head is so far up her own ass 3 search parties have been classified "KIA" looking for it

I'm literally going to give myself alcohol poisoning when they are held accountable because the party will go on for day

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The Doors do not rock me. Can anyone articulate what about their music does?